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Re: Sundry humour

Post by Strong Eagle » Thu, 27 Sep 2018 10:13 pm

Stealing and sharing.

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by archcherub » Fri, 28 Sep 2018 4:36 pm

earthfriendly wrote:
archcherub wrote:
i honestly think donald won't enjoy living in the old white house.
for god sake, he is so used to luxury in new york!
Ditto. And that is why his wife opted to stay in NY. Why settle for the large sprawling 'burb when you can be within walking access to world class entertainment, arts and food scene?
yeah new york is the best.
lol. to be honest, i think his wife really hates it when trump became president

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 02 Oct 2018 9:34 am

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.

The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."

The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by mbellow » Thu, 22 Nov 2018 6:24 pm

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

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