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Post by nakatago » Sat, 05 Jul 2014 11:50 am

Max Headroom wrote:I was at Legoland a while back and saw this expat couple kissing.

I told them to build a room.
Good one. :wink:

imma gonna stealit.
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Post by JR8 » Sat, 05 Jul 2014 1:52 pm

I ran into a friend/neighbour on a nearby street, and he invited to join him for a beer in a nearby establishment I'd passed hundreds of times, but never considered entering. So with my curiosity piqued, I happily agreed.

Imagine my surprise only minutes later to find myself inside a pitch-black windowless room enjoying my beer whilst simultaneously being administered 'relief' by the young semi-clad waitress.

'Surprising Singapore', indeed!

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Post by bgd » Tue, 08 Jul 2014 2:54 pm

JR8 wrote:I ran into a friend/neighbour on a nearby street, and he invited to join him for a beer in a nearby establishment I'd passed hundreds of times, but never considered entering. So with my curiosity piqued, I happily agreed.

Imagine my surprise only minutes later to find myself inside a pitch-black windowless room enjoying my beer whilst simultaneously being administered 'relief' by the young semi-clad waitress.

'Surprising Singapore', indeed!
How much did that beer cost? :wink:

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Post by JR8 » Tue, 08 Jul 2014 4:14 pm

bgd wrote: How much did that beer cost? :wink:
Gawd only knows, but not cheap. Nasty place, oh to be an after-hours cleaner there.... :o

I made reference to the 'Lo-Shan Midnight Club' in this earlier topic... where the legendary Mitre was also discussed ...
http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/ftopic ... asc-0.html

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