Expat Horror Stories

AndrewKasimir · Postby **AndrewKasimir** » Thu, 03 Jul 2014 10:39 am

Hey everyone!

Would anybody like to share an unpleasant experience that happened to you in your country of residence?

Sergei82 · Postby **Sergei82** » Thu, 03 Jul 2014 11:19 am

Getting points to enable PM? Otherwise it is the same as saying: people, lets talk about anything.

curiousgeorge · Postby **curiousgeorge** » Thu, 03 Jul 2014 6:50 pm

One time, I slammed my finger in a car door in the UK.

Is that the kind of thing you were looking for?

JR8 · Postby **JR8** » Thu, 03 Jul 2014 9:30 pm

Spot the lazy journalist.

p.s. I slammed my finger in a car door too. Jesus HC that really freaking hurt!!!

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For the weekend edition...

'Has anyone had any bad experiences? Or good ones?
Places you've enjoyed? Or places you wouldn't go to again?
Places you've found a bargain, or been ripped off?

Please send to:

SendCopyToLazyJournalist@CrappyLocalPaper.com.sg

ecureilx · Postby **ecureilx** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 7:10 am

curiousgeorge wrote:One time, I slammed my finger in a car door in the UK.

Is that the kind of thing you were looking for?

I have a couple of bad ones

1) taxi driver seemed to press a button and my meter fare increased when I got a taxi in Shenton way, 6 pm on weekday

2) MacDonalds didn't give me chilli sauce for the nuggets I ordered ... horrible service

rajagainstthemachine · Postby **rajagainstthemachine** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 10:25 am

NP: Alice Cooper - no more Mr. Nice guy

Nihility · Postby **Nihility** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 1:03 pm

OP is spamming numerous expat forums all over the internet. Do a search for his handle plus the generic sentence s/he uses.

zzm9980 · Postby **zzm9980** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 1:12 pm

ecureilx wrote:2) MacDonalds didn't give me chilli sauce for the nuggets I ordered ... horrible service

I was given less crispy nuggets when I asked for extra crispy specifically because I'm Ang Moh. I was so angry I just walked out in disgust without eating.

Postby **nakatago** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 3:08 pm

Malaysian Auntie in hawker stall spoke to me in Bahasa Melayu and when I didn't reply in the same language, she chided me for not saying right away I was not Malay. And worse, she was out of rendang which I always buy from her stall. I was aghast!

JR8 · Postby **JR8** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 3:59 pm

I order crispy rendang nugget, but they sayles me spicy rendang nugget instead. I Manager Customer Relation. I so Insense, me and my mudder walk-out, leave foods untouch hor!

ecureilx · Postby **ecureilx** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 9:15 pm

JR8 wrote:I order crispy rendang nugget, but they sayles me spicy rendang nugget instead. I Manager Customer Relation. I so Insense, me and my mudder walk-out, leave foods untouch hor!

your England very powderful leh

why you kanchong spider ah?

lim kopi ....

JR8 · Postby **JR8** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 9:59 pm

ecureilx wrote:your England very powderful leh
why you kanchong spider ah?
lim kopi ....

Powderful cos damn indignify right!?

ecureilx · Postby **ecureilx** » Fri, 04 Jul 2014 11:45 pm

JR8 wrote:
ecureilx wrote:your England very powderful leh
why you kanchong spider ah?
lim kopi ....

Powderful cos damn indignify right!?

oso can. .... can can ....

nutnut · Postby **nutnut** » Sat, 05 Jul 2014 9:42 am

I once went to a hairdressers and they didn't cut my hair how I wanted it. I still had to pay. Horrible experience.

Max Headroom · Postby **Max Headroom** » Sat, 05 Jul 2014 10:29 am

I was at Legoland a while back and saw this expat couple kissing.

I told them to build a room.

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