Some Universal Laws - Not taught in school

[sabrina77]

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with rease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O ' Brian's Variation Law: If you change queues (Train Ticket
reservation), the one you have left will start to move faster than the one
you are in now.

6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /system won't work, it will.

9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

13) KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light or not once you are on the Bus to office.

Rule # 5 and 8 always works for me....!!!!

What abt for you guys????

[stefania]

Haha brilliant!

[sapphire]

its weird to read this, happens every day in your life, u just never put it down on paper. very neat indeed.

[metroguy]

one more..

Murphy's Law: When one expects things to go in one direction, one can't help noticing they go in the opposite direction. e.g: you are waiting for bus no.A in your direction, you see many going in the opposite direction.

[Uest]

This one happens to me almost every morning: when you drop your sandwich it will always fall butter-side down

[magicwand]

hahaha very true indeed ......

[banana]

This one happens to me almost every morning: when you drop your sandwich it will always fall butter-side down

And cats always land on their feet. Strap a slice of bread butter side up to the back of a cat and you have a perpetual machine.

[Uh_huh]

I've had this one many times : The minute you read a "silence please" sign, your handphone rings.

[Uh_huh]

Or these:

There is always a hole in your sock, whenever you have to remove your shoes in public.

There is always nothing to eat except sinful foods whenever you go on a diet.

The toilet is always too far away whenever you need it NOW!

A pimple on the forehead/nose/face always appears on the day of a big date or meeting.