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Re: Sundry humour

Post by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 21 Oct 2016 11:39 am

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To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 21 Oct 2016 12:46 pm

LMAO!
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by Bigjohn32819 » Fri, 21 Oct 2016 4:43 pm

Awesome !!!

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 21 Oct 2016 5:27 pm

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by archcherub » Sat, 21 Jan 2017 3:28 pm

earthfriendly wrote:I am sorry but this is funny :oops: .

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i honestly think donald won't enjoy living in the old white house.
for god sake, he is so used to luxury in new york!

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Post by earthfriendly » Tue, 04 Apr 2017 12:11 pm

archcherub wrote:
i honestly think donald won't enjoy living in the old white house.
for god sake, he is so used to luxury in new york!
Ditto. And that is why his wife opted to stay in NY. Why settle for the large sprawling 'burb when you can be within walking access to world class entertainment, arts and food scene?

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by earthfriendly » Fri, 07 Apr 2017 9:56 am

Should this be considered humor or angst? That is the problem with these charitable organizations. Make one donation and you will hear no end from them, the constant marketing spams. It is awfully wasteful. I have more personalized address labels than I can use. And I can't even give it away.


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Post by ecureilx » Fri, 07 Apr 2017 10:16 am

earthfriendly wrote:Should this be considered humor or angst? That is the problem with these charitable organizations. Make one donation and you will hear no end from them, the constant marketing spams. It is awfully wasteful. I have more personalized address labels than I can use. And I can't even give it away.]
Is that a passive aggressive threat there in that email ? ;)

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by earthfriendly » Thu, 18 May 2017 1:56 am

A wonderful technique for those riding on either the bicycles or motorbikes. Just don't forget to wear your helmet .


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Re: Sundry humour

Post by wr000 » Mon, 06 Aug 2018 3:09 pm

oh......

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by Strong Eagle » Mon, 06 Aug 2018 9:14 pm

wr000 wrote:oh......
You're close to getting yourself deleted and banned with your inane posts. If you put your advertising signature back, you will be deleted and banned.

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 27 Sep 2018 8:04 pm

This one is for addadude...

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.
Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"Wat are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, wat on this God's earth are dey for?"? Inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of everything!"
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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