MOODS

[Fohls]

MOODS OF A WOMAN


An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison and love you like mad.



MOODS OF A MAN...

Horny
Sleepy
Hungry

[dot dot dot]

in short: women are intelligent, us men are being ruled by the wrong head.

Eric

[sapphire]

basically, women add spice to life

[Kimi]

Que serait le monde sans les filles? - What would the world be without women?

The Professor (Richard Farnsworth): Is it a woman?
Jack (Robert Redford): Yeah.
The Professor: There's nothing like a woman. Or two. Take the biggest jerk you ever met. Somewhere, there's a woman that loves him. Women are perfect.

(Yes, we are .... )

[seraphim]

The Professor: There's nothing like a woman. Or two. Take the biggest jerk you ever met. Somewhere, there's a woman that loves him. Women are perfect.

(Yes, we are .... )

OOOOH! There are so many retorts to that quote! Bite your tonuge, Seraphim....chew if you must, but don't speak!!!