Bragging Rights

[Strong Eagle]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

[Guest]

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident. I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

Wow, SE , I have no choice but to laugh at this one

Your joke has made my day I know a few of them who do nothing but brag about their surgical skills on a golf course when they should really be bragging about their golfing skills instead!!!!!

Keep posting more of these, SE

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I'd say Lance Armstrong and Strong eagle are among the few blessed ones from Texas

Eric

Oh, I forgot my former manager from Intel, she originated from Texas as well; never met another woman with such a great sense of humour.