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by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 9:26 am
Breathing easier now. Fetched my 2nd wife back from the hospital last night. She's okay now but it was touch and go for a while. She had a shock to her system at the end of December and went into cardiac submission. She was rushed to the hospital and it took a while but they have managed to revive her and her recuperation was slow but sure. She was released last night and fortunately Insurance covered the entire stay.
Never knock over a full cup of hot English Breakfast Tea into your notebook computer at 06:30 in the morning. Fortunately I had a 3 year extended warranty with spillage insurance.
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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by rajagainstthemachine » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:37 am
what did I just read
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
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by nakatago » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:39 am
1. Well wishes to your second wife.
2. Context? That came out of nowhere.
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by zzm9980 » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:45 am
His laptop. Duh guys. :p
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by nakatago » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:04 am
This is SMS we're talking about here! The guy's lived a thousand lifetimes so it's not like it's implausible.
I don't remember how many times he was married. I think it was 42 or something.
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
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by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:06 am
Aiyoh, read the fine print guys! My wife always refers to my notebook as my 2nd wife. The reality of that is she's wrong, she should refer to it as my 4th wife seeing she's my third.
Nak's not far off!
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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by nakatago » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:08 am
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Aiyoh, read the fine print guys! My wife always refers to my notebook as my 2nd wife. The reality of that is she's wrong, she should refer to it as my 4th wife seeing she's my third.
Nak's not far off!
I did! It didn't really connect to me so I thought you were just you're usual oversharing self.
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by bgd » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:12 am
Isn't two wives illegal? Perhaps that should be concubine?
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by rajagainstthemachine » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:51 am
Today My son would have been six years old. I blame myself everyday for him not being in this world.
If it wasn't for me, he'd be alive still.......
....but my pull out game was too strong
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by nutnut » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 5:53 pm
Oh man - best of health to ex Mrs SMS.
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by nanana » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:41 pm
LOL! and i was trying to recall how many wives/ex-wives he has!!!
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