Sundry humour

rajagainstthemachine · Post by **rajagainstthemachine** » Wed, 29 Oct 2014 8:57 am

http://m.ibnlive.com/news/come-with-cry ... 92-79.html

ecureilx · Post by **ecureilx** » Wed, 29 Oct 2014 10:21 am

rajagainstthemachine wrote:http://m.ibnlive.com/news/come-with-cry ... 92-79.html

that's a gold mine !!!!!!!!

rajagainstthemachine · Post by **rajagainstthemachine** » Sun, 02 Nov 2014 11:47 pm

rajagainstthemachine · Post by **rajagainstthemachine** » Sun, 02 Nov 2014 11:58 pm

rajagainstthemachine · Post by **rajagainstthemachine** » Mon, 03 Nov 2014 12:03 am

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Tue, 09 Dec 2014 4:07 pm

http://thisisafrica.me/trevor-noah-turn ... s-america/

'Trevor Noah turns African stereotypes on America
December 6, 2014 —
Appearing on the hit American satirical news programme, The Daily Show, South African comedian Trevor Noah, spoke with the host, Jon Stewart about his anxiety around visiting the United States

maneo · Post by **maneo** » Wed, 10 Dec 2014 4:24 am

Here's another from Trevor Noah on tacos and language:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajN ... LjMrGEm8uJ

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Mon, 15 Dec 2014 12:29 pm

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Fri, 19 Dec 2014 12:50 pm

'A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘What is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’

He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Fri, 19 Dec 2014 9:12 pm

This is so true, it makes my eyes water, festive visitors to the UK might like to take note...
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'Pub landlord posts hilarious list of rules for once-a-year Christmas drinkers to abide by in his bar. Pubs braced for huge spike in trade as people head to bars for Christmas. But landlord has pointed out that the boom in business is not trouble-free. He endorses set of rules which call on festive drinkers to respect regulars. They demand newcomers order in rounds and don't 'cajole' bar staff.
[Article continues....]

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3MLh1in7m

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Fri, 02 Jan 2015 2:42 pm

Two Americans standing behind me on the MRT, as we were drawing into Orchard... 'Er, no, our stop is the next one, Somerset Boulevard'...

ecureilx · Post by **ecureilx** » Fri, 02 Jan 2015 5:08 pm

JR8 wrote:Two Americans standing behind me on the MRT, as we were drawing into Orchard... 'Er, no, our stop is the next one, Somerset Boulevard'...

still better than a Maldivian insisting his uncle always shops in ORCHID ROAD and not in ORCHARD ROAD !! (there is a road called Orchid Magu in Male, btw .. )

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Fri, 02 Jan 2015 9:24 pm

The Oaks Cellars, Ion and Tanglin Mall. My new favourite blokey shop

Great vino, Cubans, and rock 'n roll walking canes.

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Sat, 03 Jan 2015 8:30 pm

rajagainstthemachine · Post by **rajagainstthemachine** » Fri, 16 Jan 2015 7:48 am

http://theculturetrip.com/asia/india/ar ... ndiaTravel

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