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nissn · Post by **nissn** » Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:39 am

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

ouat19 · Post by **ouat19** » Mon, 09 Jul 2012 5:11 pm

lol... are you serious?

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Mon, 09 Jul 2012 5:16 pm

damned near.

AndyWillie · Post by **AndyWillie** » Wed, 25 Jul 2012 1:35 am

haha you sure?

wwww · Post by **wwww** » Tue, 31 Jul 2012 4:22 pm

Would be interesting to test this assumption...

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Tue, 31 Jul 2012 5:40 pm

If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.

AndyWillie · Post by **AndyWillie** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:23 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.

true, they will take forever to come

Post by **nakatago** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:29 am

AndyWillie wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.
true, they will take forever to come

Because unlike other people, the cops think things like that are best dealt with dialogue and that Singapore's finest have more important things to do than appease passive-aggressive people and scold unconscientious neighbors.

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:09 pm

Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

the lynx · Post by **the lynx** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:11 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

Who knows? Undercover surveillance?

v4jr4 · Post by **v4jr4** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:22 pm

the lynx wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
Who knows? Undercover surveillance?

I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.

But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"

Post by **nakatago** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:26 pm

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?

I said they got better things to do; I didn't say they're busy actually doing them

the lynx · Post by **the lynx** » Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:46 pm

v4jr4 wrote:
the lynx wrote:
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
Who knows? Undercover surveillance?
I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.

But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"

Don't know... Just a guess...

JR8 · Post by **JR8** » Thu, 28 Mar 2013 2:25 am

'Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and asked Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."

Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now.

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