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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 1:45 pm

@sergei:
I have a few personal rules. hitting on friends ex's, wifes, ex-wives is ruled out. my room mates wife is obviously out of question and she isn't my type
My friend is a stupid retarded idiot for not marrying the previous girl he was dating.
I know a lot many things about my roomies current wife that pisses me off no end, her constant moaning and bitching and trying hard to fit in.
her unwelcoming attitude, her condescending behavior, refusal to be polite ugh there are too many to name.
The only reason why I think he married her was because he finds her silliness a distraction from his work.
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Post by Sergei82 » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 1:53 pm

rajagainstthemachine wrote:she isn't my type
You said she is pretty.
rajagainstthemachine wrote:My friend is a stupid retarded idiot for not marrying the previous girl he was dating.
You said previous one did not want.
rajagainstthemachine wrote:because he finds her silliness a distraction from his work
After all, it is not the worst reason for marriage, isn't it?

Hmmmm...

Am I a very annoying type of guy? :P

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Post by alittlerisky » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 2:07 pm

rajagainstthemachine wrote:I know a lot many things about my roomies current wife that pisses me off no end, her constant moaning and bitching and trying hard to fit in.
her unwelcoming attitude, her condescending behavior, refusal to be polite ugh there are too many to name.k.
:P
Definitely turned down :lol:
Who? What? How? Why? Where? When? Merde...

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Post by Sergei82 » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 2:13 pm

alittlerisky wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote:I know a lot many things about my roomies current wife that pisses me off no end, her constant moaning and bitching and trying hard to fit in.
her unwelcoming attitude, her condescending behavior, refusal to be polite ugh there are too many to name.k.
:P
Definitely turned down :lol:
Turned down even before he had time to ask! :shock: :P

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Post by alittlerisky » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 2:13 pm

Sergei82 wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote:because he finds her silliness a distraction from his work
After all, it is not the worst reason for marriage, isn't it?
:P
I agree.

My rules for dateable girls / potential wife are quite simple:

1. Not over 50kg
2. Very pretty
3. Not taller than me
4. Smaller feet than me
5. Born a female
6. Pulse
7. Can string a few words together words together… preferably “I love youâ€Â
Who? What? How? Why? Where? When? Merde...

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Post by Sergei82 » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 2:18 pm

[quote="alittlerisky"]My rules for dateable girls / potential wife are quite simple:

1. Not over 50kg
2. Very pretty
3. Not taller than me
4. Smaller feet than me
5. Born a female
6. Pulse
7. Can string a few words together words together… preferably “I love youâ€Â

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Post by Sergei82 » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 2:20 pm

Oh forgot: and yourself - should look at least a little bit better than baboon from a cage, so she could tell the difference.

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 4:11 pm

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 4:15 pm

Sergei82 wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote:she isn't my type
You said she is pretty.
rajagainstthemachine wrote:My friend is a stupid retarded idiot for not marrying the previous girl he was dating.
You said previous one did not want.
rajagainstthemachine wrote:because he finds her silliness a distraction from his work
After all, it is not the worst reason for marriage, isn't it?

Hmmmm...

Am I a very annoying type of guy? :P
incidentally his previous gf likes me :cool:
and his previous gf > his current wife
but my moral code prevents me from dating his previous gf :-|
and yes you are so damm irritating ah! ( repeat that to yourself in singlish ) :P

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 4:17 pm

alittlerisky wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote:I know a lot many things about my roomies current wife that pisses me off no end, her constant moaning and bitching and trying hard to fit in.
her unwelcoming attitude, her condescending behavior, refusal to be polite ugh there are too many to name.k.
:P
Definitely turned down :lol:
heh! :cool:

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Post by the lynx » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 4:49 pm

rajagainstthemachine wrote:
Sergei82 wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote:she isn't my type
You said she is pretty.
rajagainstthemachine wrote:My friend is a stupid retarded idiot for not marrying the previous girl he was dating.
You said previous one did not want.
rajagainstthemachine wrote:because he finds her silliness a distraction from his work
After all, it is not the worst reason for marriage, isn't it?

Hmmmm...

Am I a very annoying type of guy? :P
incidentally his previous gf likes me :cool:
and his previous gf > his current wife
but my moral code prevents me from dating his previous gf :-|
and yes you are so damm irritating ah! ( repeat that to yourself in singlish ) :P
Doesn't that explain more than enough why she is behaving like a prissy biatch to you now? :P

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Post by Sergei82 » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 5:15 pm

rajagainstthemachine wrote: incidentally his previous gf likes me :cool:
and his previous gf > his current wife
but my moral code prevents me from dating his previous gf :-|
Now that is very silly and unfair to that girl. So what if she dated your friend? Are you expecting to marry a virgin in the future? Or you want to say you've never been with a woman by now, and if you've been then how come anybody can even think about taking you as a husband? :cool:

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 5:30 pm

the lynx wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote:
Sergei82 wrote: You said she is pretty. You said previous one did not want. After all, it is not the worst reason for marriage, isn't it?

Hmmmm...

Am I a very annoying type of guy? :P
incidentally his previous gf likes me :cool:
and his previous gf > his current wife
but my moral code prevents me from dating his previous gf :-|
and yes you are so damm irritating ah! ( repeat that to yourself in singlish ) :P
Doesn't that explain more than enough why she is behaving like a prissy biatch to you now? :P
she doesn't know about me talking to her husbands ex , in any case we're just good friends in a strictly platonic way

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 5:33 pm

Sergei82 wrote:
rajagainstthemachine wrote: incidentally his previous gf likes me :cool:
and his previous gf > his current wife
but my moral code prevents me from dating his previous gf :-|
Now that is very silly and unfair to that girl. So what if she dated your friend? Are you expecting to marry a virgin in the future? Or you want to say you've never been with a woman by now, and if you've been then how come anybody can even think about taking you as a husband? :cool:
trolling stones gather no moss come back when you have a nice bitchy roommate

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Post by Sergei82 » Mon, 25 Feb 2013 5:44 pm

Guys, am I a troll? :P

Think about that couple's perspective: each time before having a portion of some healthy bang they should think about some "megadead" dude listening them in another room. No wonder the girl doesn't like you. :wink:

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