How to increase breast size ?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Fri, 22 Apr 2005 4:04 pm

Fresh from the shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically came up with suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replied. She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your ass, didn't it .

Cup 40D · Post by **Cup 40D** » Mon, 09 May 2005 1:02 am

The other option would have been to go under the knife and get immediate results

guest100 · Post by **guest100** » Wed, 11 May 2005 11:15 am

as you'd never be able to get a bra to fit in Singapore!:lol:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri, 13 May 2005 9:51 am

Pump those nipples baby!

cyber_m0nkey · Post by **cyber_m0nkey** » Fri, 13 May 2005 1:26 pm

Or hw could just get her pregnant - it'd work for a while

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How to increase breast size ?

How to increase breast size ?

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