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SERAPHIM, my gorgeous hothead, come read this!

Post by devilish alan » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:07 am

I'm sure you love to cuddle and hug
You'll nestle right up till you're snug
So cuddly and close
You'll need quite a dose
To you, being cuddly's a drug

My passion, it's easy to spot
New heights to which you have brought
I'll try not to drool
And act like a fool
But I know what I want, and you've got

Your squeezing will make me gyrate
And leave me in a satisfied state
You're snuggly and warm
Like a Teddy Bear's charm
At cuddling, you would clearly be first-rate

Shall we kindle the fire of romance
Shall I make your heart tingle and dance
You rouse my emotion
With the scent of your lotion
My pleasure, in full, you'll surely enhance

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Erk!

Post by Guest » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 12:15 pm

Erk! Serenade in private next time!

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Post by seraphim » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:20 pm

:shock:

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Post by hell queen » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:46 pm

u guys are really cute!! :wink:

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Re: SERAPHIM, my gorgeous hothead, come read this!

Post by seraphim » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:54 pm

Your approach is unorthodox at best
but you seem a cut above the rest
To be such a poet
and be willing to show it
It looks like you have passed the first test.

In regards to your poem on cuddling
I admit it is to me, quite befuddling
The last that we spoke
you thought me a joke,
How on earth did it come to this muddling?

In truth, you know you intrigue me
And in cuddling right now, I am needy
But we haven't yet met
My last dollar I'd bet
That the outcome could get quite seedy.

What do you propose, fair sir?
Now that I have undubbed you a cur?
To interact a little more
On not so distant shores?
Or leave it to fantasy, as it were?

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Post by seraphim » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 10:56 pm

Eric from the Netherlands wrote:Hey Seraphim,

looks like someone likes to share the costs of staying at Berjaya deluxe chalet with you? :wink:

Eric

just kidding.... :lol:
LOL! Who knows Eric? Who knows..... :wink:

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Post by hell queen » Mon, 25 Apr 2005 11:31 pm

hi seraphim,
u are good! u can come out something in such a short time!! *admire*

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Post by seraphim » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:01 am

*blushing* Thanks Hell Queen..... :wink:

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Post by seraphim » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:21 am

Please don't expect me to reply to every poetic soul out there!

Fair warning given, but you have no background in to this situation so just enjoy the show as I'm doing! :P

Edit: Previous post edited....sorry, Bart!
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Post by Bart » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:21 am

A damsel in distress you aint
But your tresses
Do arrest

As for the rest
We wait with bated breath the breast
To impress

Then for your cur
Has it occured
He'll not demur at your first purr?


A mongrel in heat is he
Pounce indeed his creed
To satiate his need

So feed his lust
For all it lasts
Before he goes away in a blast

So wait will you fair damsel?
Or will thou prostrate yourself in tinsel
To add to your sizzle?

To add to your allure
Till his lust knows no cure
Till he can no more endure!

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Post by Bart » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:35 am

seraphim wrote:Please don't expect me to reply to every poetic soul out there!

Fair warning given, but you have no background in to this situation so just enjoy the show as I'm doing! :P

Edit: Previous post edited....sorry, Bart!
Your prattle
Does not in the least rattle

Your back's on the ground dear
And you show no great fear

To his impending approach
You do not signal reproach

What a spectacle to behold
As the cockcroach takes hold

All sixes as it were
Its a wonder its not to you a blur

Say no more fair maiden
It looks as though its going to be mayhem

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Post by seraphim » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:38 am

Bart get off your high horse, okay? I can flirt with whomever I want, whether you think it prudent or not. As I said, you don't know whats going on here, so why not take your interest somewhere else?

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Post by Bart » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:39 am

seraphim wrote:Bart get off your high horse, okay? I can flirt with whomever I want, whether you think it prudent or not. As I said, you don't know whats going on here, so why not take your interest somewhere else?
So mam if its such a bloody private affair why in the world do you prostrate yourself for all to see in public
Take your privates private and you'll hear none from me :lol:

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Post by seraphim » Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:43 am

Because he won't. It's as simple as that. :wink:

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