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Post by JR8 » Thu, 24 Mar 2011 6:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KakZkh9Iu7U&NR=1

A bully gets his comeuppance...

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Post by JR8 » Thu, 24 Mar 2011 7:06 pm

' FACEBOOK'S BEING SNEAKY AGAIN ~ Facebook will start using your photos in ads that will appear on the profile page of your contacts. It's legal and is mentioned in the fine print when you create your account. To stop this do the following: Account, Account Settings, Then click on Facebook Adverts, choose "No One" on the drop-down menu and save changes. Copy this and use in a status update. PASS ALONG . .

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Post by nakatago » Thu, 24 Mar 2011 7:10 pm

"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."

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Post by JR8 » Thu, 24 Mar 2011 7:19 pm

Oh sorry, yes it didn't happpen 5 seconds ago, but two weeks ago.

Short attention span, old age... or something!

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Post by JR8 » Thu, 24 Mar 2011 7:41 pm

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiap ... co.tioman/

Eco dive stuff in Tioman

p.s. edit to add. Yah I need ankle weights! :)

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Post by JR8 » Thu, 24 Mar 2011 10:26 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lermqfhhJx4
AC/DC - Rock N' Roll Train (Official Video) With Lyrics HQ

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 25 Mar 2011 12:49 am

http://www.theonion.com/video/panel-of- ... ono,19694/


Sometimes even the yanks are funny!

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 25 Mar 2011 4:02 am

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One from the back-burner. Might be useful when dealing with Mods.

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 25 Mar 2011 7:02 am

Damnation! I told Mom not to let that pic get out! :mrgreen: :lol:
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 25 Mar 2011 4:32 pm

Learner driver fails to bribe examiner
A learner driver tried to bribe her examiner in a desperate attempt to pass her test – then attacked him when he refused.
8:00AM GMT 25 Mar 2011

Jin Su handed the official a red envelope stuffed with cash during her fifth test and told him: "This will be good for you – and for me."

The packet contained between £400 and £500, Manchester Crown Court heard. Su, 35, a former teacher who has a young son, handed over the money just before she tried a road manoeuvre in Cheetham Hill, Manchester.

When Driving Standards Agency examiner Keith Ashcroft refused the cash and terminated the driving test, Su got angry and attacked him in the street.

She grabbed his wrists and tried to push him back into the car, shouting: "I want the test to continue!" When quizzed after her arrest she said the money was to bring good luck, but later admitted it was a bribe.

Su, of Grasmere Road, Swinton, Greater Manchester, pleaded guilty to offering a bribe and common assault. She was ordered to carry out 50 hours of unpaid work and pay Mr Ashcroft £100 compensation.
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The defendant attempted the bribe during a test on May 19.

She pulled out of the Cheetham Hill Test Centre and told Mr Ashcroft: "I feel confident I will pass my test today." He asked Su to pull over to test her starting and stopping skills.

Michael Morley, prosecuting, told the court: "She reached into her front jeans pocket and pulled out what appeared to be a substantial amount of money, which was folded up. It appeared to be all £20 notes.

"She took the money and placed it in a red envelope and passed it to Mr Ashcroft and said: 'This will be good for you, and for me'. He was in no doubt that it was an effort to bribe him. He was shocked and told her to put the money away, then terminated the test."

Su then got out of the driver's seat and assaulted Mr Ashcroft.

Mr Morley added: "He said it drew a little blood, and there were marks on his arms. When interviewed by probation officers, she said she wasn't trying to bribe an official. As is custom, she was trying to gain good luck by passing over money in a red envelope. However, she did not hand over the envelope until she was alone with him in the car and half way through the test."

Su later admitted she tried to bribe the examiner with the money. Michael Hopkinson, defending, said: "In the part of the world where my client originates it's much more common than here, but she knows she must abide by the laws and rules as they exist here."

He added Su had no previous convictions and was pregnant.

Judge David Stockdale QC told her: "You offered the money in expectation that he would in due course record that you passed. That is corruption of a serious kind. Driving examiners carry out important work for the safety of all road users, by ensuring that all those who drive are competent to do so."

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 25 Mar 2011 6:37 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W77uk1ejcpY
Dude Perfect™ - Worlds Longest Basketball Shot - 3rd DECK VIEW



Darn, if you're some kinda Texan dude-meister, it's really gotta hurt to see this...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6gFokvOr0


p.s. for some reason, IME Texans get knarled up about this kinda shit more than others do...

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 25 Mar 2011 6:46 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9RYBcWljiA
Sexy Bikini Girls With Guns


Sent in by the 2.2 boyz lol

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 01 Apr 2011 4:40 am

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Post by JR8 » Sun, 01 May 2011 9:59 pm

Kate’s wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom Wills helped them off. The family heard grunting, straining, a scream and Wills say, “That was tight.”

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