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Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 8:52 am

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say 'congratulations'. But none of them rub your tool and say 'well done'........

Calmday · Post by **Calmday** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 9:05 am

Because my wife would kill them and me.

longstebe · Post by **longstebe** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 10:55 am

Its when they rub someone else's tool then you have to worry.

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:07 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say 'congratulations'. But none of them rub your tool and say 'well done'........

Your tool must have been too inconspicuous to notice. Boomz!

Post by **sundaymorningstaple** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:36 am

You been holdin' out on us? An alter-ego perhaps?

Post by **nakatago** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:46 am

where have i heard this joke before?

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 11:46 am

I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.

longstebe · Post by **longstebe** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:42 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.

I think he have meant look not speak.

ksl · Post by **ksl** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 2:10 pm

longstebe wrote:
Wind In My Hair wrote:I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.
I think he have meant look not speak.

Wind In My Hair is definitely better looking than Ris Low! Speaking like her could make her a famous bimbo

Then what would Ris Low do? Could be worth a fortune in the advertsing business

longstebe · Post by **longstebe** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 3:16 pm

I will take your word for it KSL.
So we have ourselves a little stunner on here do we!!!

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 4:45 pm

KSL was high on booze when he saw me so take it with a pinch of alcohol

longstebe · Post by **longstebe** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 6:46 pm

Beer goggles hey!
Weekend usage only, for me.

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 7:49 pm

Wind In My Hair wrote:KSL was high on booze when he saw me so take it with a pinch of alcohol

Methinks that KSL is on the money... beer goggles, scotch goggles, or no goggles at all... those of us in the know, know that WIMH stands for HOT.

Wind In My Hair · Post by **Wind In My Hair** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 8:02 pm

Sweet talk all you want, honey... I'm still not buying you beer next time!

Post by **Strong Eagle** » Thu, 09 Dec 2010 10:17 pm

Proof that WIMH is HOT!

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