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another one that made me laugh

Postby Callalily » Tue, 21 Oct 2008 1:25 pm

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are The woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

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Postby nhonho_88 » Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:06 pm

Oh my god, it is funny. However, I think the 3rd husband was fed up of his wife so he could not feel anything when his wife wanted to surprise him :)

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Postby suryavishwakanth » Sat, 15 Nov 2008 10:21 pm

:)

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Postby sleepydog » Tue, 13 Jan 2009 10:43 am

cool: :cool: :P

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Postby jamesjo » Tue, 03 Feb 2009 3:20 pm

nice . :wink:
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Postby bubbybee » Sun, 17 May 2009 5:37 pm

the reaction of the 3rd man is not typical of married relationships. haha this one treats his wife like a maid.

what the. XD

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Postby nakai » Tue, 19 May 2009 4:35 pm

:) good one
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Postby applejooze » Thu, 25 Jun 2009 2:45 pm

:D

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 25 Jun 2009 3:00 pm

bubbybee wrote:the reaction of the 3rd man is not typical of married relationships. haha this one treats his wife like a maid.

what the. XD


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Postby sillingw » Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:58 pm

unless the husband was the one who had the mistress !

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Postby Blue Angel » Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:44 am

Agree

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Postby ninja08 » Fri, 10 Jul 2009 2:50 pm

Lol... :lol:

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Postby dee511 » Mon, 21 Sep 2009 4:07 pm

LOL where'd you got that from?

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Postby ditto » Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:31 pm

haa gdone...made my friday..


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