toygirl wrote:Before the slogan was "Fly the friendly skies of United"
It should be changed to "Fly the crappy skies of United"
It's now known as "It's time to fly" - When I should think a parody would be "It's time to run away from that airline"
www.untied.com
I have nothing good to say about this airline. I really don't. If you're desperate to be crew, then go here. Terrible service, terrible work environment, terrible.
P.S - Looks do not matter in this airline. We have one obese girl flying and some girls with really bad acne - Some mothers. Looks don't matter here. The guys are basically uncles - some with pot bellies and some effeminate guys whom you wonder if they contemplated a sex change.
Anyhow, all I can say is..... Enjoy!
Regarding about the Medical Check-up,I'm unsure if SQ accept an applicant that was diagnosed with Cluster Headache..toygirl wrote:Yes, for SQ steward it is kinda standard. They usually take in these
1. The suave guy
2. The plain guy with w/o glasses which can be transformed
Good teeth please. No wreck. Smell good please. Some deodorant is always handy for those who need it.
Clear complexion preferred but a bit of acne that can be cleared quickly.
No fatties (Once you're in, it's okay I guess). No effeminate or flaming queens.
Speak clear, smile, don't go "Good morning my name is xxxx ERRRR ERRRR ERRRR" No errrss aaaaaa, huh??? Watch how you sit - I know you guys need air - But don't spread your legs out too wide.
Steward recruitment is much easily in contrast to what the girls have to go through. Most guys fail Round 1 because they don't know how to compose a proper introduction, talk to fast, Singlish, appear dumb or dress like they are Mr Phua Chu Kang.
Round 2 - Killers would be career objective is unclear. Has difficulty reading and pronounciation. Conversing difficulties. Job hopper. Overqualified
Round 3 - Psycho/Swim - Fatties, skinny, blind bats. Swim issues. (Help help I can't swim...) Walk funny - gait issues.
Round 4 - Management interview - Career direction, ability to take stress, temperament, charm, EQ, job history (job hopper alert), NS records (Medical problems signal), family background (is the father a loanshark - Etc, etc)
Medical - Is he fit to fly? Audiogram (Is he deaf), anaemia? We don't want mentally unstable or weak ducklings....
You guys have it MUCH EASIER than the ladies. Guys have to be strong. Basically you aren't the face - It's the Singapore Girl.....
Career prospects are limited. You be end up working 7-8 years in economy. If you didn't study well in school, good job for you. If you did well? - Then 1.5 year bond, then you can always leave.
The girls always treats the steward boys nicer than other females onboard. No idea why.
P.P.S - Just a summary above - If you're skinny, fem or whatever, don't blame me okay!
Shreked wrote:
Regarding about the Medical Check-up,I'm unsure if SQ accept an applicant that was diagnosed with Cluster Headache..
Its episodic but a mild one. It's more of an eyeache than a headache.toygirl wrote:Shreked - That could be an issue as it depends whether is episodic or chronic. Basically you need to be fit. If you're going to be sick most of the time, it affects scheduling, and standby has to be activated. Worry about that when the time comes.
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