madwolfie wrote:Men are just happier people?
1.. Your last name stays put.
2.. The garage is all yours.
3.. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4.. Chocolate is just another snack.
5.. You can never be pregnant.
6.. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. - only if you ain't got no Manboobs7.. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. - see above
8.. Car mechanics tell you the truth. - only if you have tattooes
9.. The world is your urinal. - only when drunk
10.. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this
one is just too icky. -see above
11.. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
12.. Same work, more pay. - more pay less work
13.. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
14.. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. - not if you have Manboobs15.. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
16.. One mood all the time. - well apart from sex we do think about sports
17.. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. - cos she pays the bills18.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. - and it's hers
19.. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.- as long as they pay for drinks20.. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. - two of your own21.. You almost never have strap problems in public.
22.. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - God's gift
23.. Everything on your face stays its original color.
24.. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
25.. You only have to shave your face and neck.
26.. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. !
27.. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. - do nails?
28.. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
29.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
30.. You don't freak-out when you go to a party and see another man
wearing the same shirt,instead you become buddies. - then you spike his drink and throw him out to the dogs
No WONDER men are happier...
Renter if you look really hard...renter wrote:you quoted for nothing?tiki wrote:
women tend to be more emotional and sentimental. All these emotional things in the world actually end up nothing, just another pass. So men being less emotional may be happier in this aspect. (WTH care about it?!)Bubbles wrote:Sorry, know this list is a joke, but seriously, I DO think men tend to be happier souls. Not sure why, really I'm not. Perhaps...(generalization coming...).....they don't agonize over every look, word etc.
I honestly think that we women do that more than you guys. Sort of....'What'd he mean by THAT word?'.....'Why doesn't he get back to me NOW?'.....and one of the worst ones....'Is he getting that because he's a man?'.....(mind you, this last is sometimes true, worst luck)....
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