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by locallass » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 4:27 pm
What, no one has done the "Come to my place and *cough* check out my CD collection" line before?
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by Bremen » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 4:32 pm
The best is:
"Hi, I'm bangladeshi_wonder."
Though that may only attract homosexual men. Better be careful with that one.
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by Bubbles » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 4:45 pm
Ha ha ha, am really laughing here SE!
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by Strong Eagle » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 5:19 pm
Bubbles wrote:Ha ha ha, am really laughing here SE!
Bubbles, you should just fly over here and make my fantasies a reality!
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by T2K » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 5:21 pm
"Bar's closing. So, how?"
No really, lines suck. You are either in, and can say nothing or anything you want OR you are out no matter what you say.
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by locallass » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 5:37 pm
"So how?" is so Singlish
Just curious- if you leave it to the girls (and I mean the Singaporean girls), do they actually ask to go home with you?
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by Mary Hatch Bailey » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 5:54 pm
Bremen wrote:The best is:
"Hi, I'm bangladeshi_wonder."
Though that may only attract homosexual men. Better be careful with that one.
I think that's the only one so far that would hold my attention for the second line....
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by T2K » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:12 pm
locallass wrote:"So how?" is so Singlish :lol:
Just curious- if you leave it to the girls (and I mean the Singaporean girls), do they actually ask to go home with you?
By your username you are apparently one of "them" so I guess you would know that "they" aren't all the same.
"Let's go to your place now" to "don't even think you are getting anywhere tonight" and everything in between is the best answer I can give.
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by locallass » Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:29 pm
What a cop out T2K. I'm just curious how forward local girls are and your answer tells nothing at all
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by EADG » Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:15 am
"how much for the little girl?"
the only words spoken by a hungover, still-drunk college sophomore, straight-faced, in a deadpan voice, to a woman who had the poor sense to bring her gradeschool daughter to sell Girl Scout cookies at a college apartment complex on a Sunday morning
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by Wind In My Hair » Tue, 15 Nov 2005 7:50 am
EADG wrote:"how much for the little girl?"
a bit off topic, but reminds me of the group that took their name after a shop... someone asked what he could buy there, and the answer was "everything but the girl". what a cool name.
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by locallass » Tue, 15 Nov 2005 9:42 am
EADG wrote:"how much for the little girl?"
the only words spoken by a hungover, still-drunk college sophomore, straight-faced, in a deadpan voice, to a woman who had the poor sense to bring her gradeschool daughter to sell Girl Scout cookies at a college apartment complex on a Sunday morning
Is this supposed to be funny?
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by varun » Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:08 am
Dunno if it's supposed to be... but it IS.
locallass wrote:EADG wrote:"how much for the little girl?"
the only words spoken by a hungover, still-drunk college sophomore, straight-faced, in a deadpan voice, to a woman who had the poor sense to bring her gradeschool daughter to sell Girl Scout cookies at a college apartment complex on a Sunday morning
Is this supposed to be funny?
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by locallass » Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:24 am
Okay Varun. But I didn't find it funny because I once had that line used on me. I was all buttoned up in a business suit by the way, and lugging a laptop. I was pretty offended by it. If anyone dares to use it on my grand daughter, he’d better be prepared for a nasty reaction from me
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by Baron Greenback » Tue, 15 Nov 2005 10:33 am
"how much for the little girl?"
actually it comes from a fantastic film "The Blues Brothers":
Jake: How much for the little girl? The women? How much for the women?
Customer: What?
Jake: The women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!
Customer: Maitre D! Maitre D!
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