Religions

wandering · Post by **wandering** » Fri, 05 Aug 2005 4:34 am

Anonymous wrote:Christan Ortodox the most real religion in the world

since when? real religion = hot snow

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun, 07 Aug 2005 6:23 pm

i'm glad xtainity is left out. it doesn't qualify as a religion. More like bad influence.

pinkberry · Post by **pinkberry** » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 5:05 pm

I'm a Christian. Have you heard of the Good News? If you didn't know anything about christianity, you should. Because the second coming of our Lord Jesus Christ is getting near..

samantha · Post by **samantha** » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 7:44 pm

No offense but i think that is b*llsh!t... You guys have been saying its coming, coming coming, coming...

But I still don't see anything... Someone please explain it to me?? I'm really bewildered... I suspect the next millenium meant 3000AD??

Global Citizen · Post by **Global Citizen** » Fri, 12 Aug 2005 11:48 am

I think if we were to separate God and religion as being distinct and separate, the world would be in much better shape.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri, 12 Aug 2005 2:12 pm

how do you know? jesus emailed u?

pinkberry wrote:I'm a Christian. Have you heard of the Good News? If you didn't know anything about christianity, you should. Because the second coming of our Lord Jesus Christ is getting near..

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 7:52 am

Religion has been the biggest excuse for warmongering since it first came about.

In reality it's 'I want his land/oil/gold/wealth etc' but they say 'my god(s)decree this...enemy of our god(s) so therefore...'

Bush seems to have been the best user of that actually, just replace 'god' with 'democracy'.

samantha · Post by **samantha** » Mon, 15 Aug 2005 2:44 pm

Erm he actually called the war in Iraq a Crusade?? Got shot up pretty badly for that...

sved · Post by **sved** » Mon, 15 Aug 2005 5:55 pm

A thing you can say in religions' way is, would you recognize or accept a messiah even if he was standing in front of you, tomorrow morning ?

samantha · Post by **samantha** » Mon, 15 Aug 2005 8:40 pm

no...

Nobody even knows how he/she looks like... Besides, poor fella may end up in some mental institute instead

...

Chumps · Post by **Chumps** » Tue, 16 Aug 2005 9:50 am

Haha,
that would be laughable.

(backdrop: New York City)
(Man dressed in white lands from the sky)
Man: I am Jesus, resurrected in the flesh, born from sin and I am here to lead my children to salvation!
man #1 : Yeah right, get off the crack, buddy!
man #2 : Hippie era's over, hotshot, get off the stage!
woman #3: You're a blaspheming sinner, don't you know imitating the most divine is the gravest of sins? Repent now!
Man: B-but, I am Jesus Christ, Lord of Humanity, of the Holy Trinity!
Man #4: Arrrhh...yuh maketh fun of mah Allah's prrrophet? I keeewl you on de spot, may you burrrn in hella for whata you doinga! (shakes fist)
Man: But...I am Jesus. I shall prove it to you. (starts to levitate)
Man #4: Arrrgh..hezo no humaan, he JINN! Shayyttaaan!! (starts muttering prayers)
woman #3: Decease! Stop, you evil creature of darkness! Light shall purge the land of your evil and the Lord Jesus shall bring us salvation!
man #1: woooah....hey this looks just like episode 3 of David Blaine's Street Magic, where he surfs off into the air, awesome!
man #2: Am I on TV? Hiii mom!
Man : *sigh*

samantha · Post by **samantha** » Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:23 am

Arh.. Somebody got my point!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:10 pm

That would make a very funny film, if it could ever get past the censorship board.

briceloh · Post by **briceloh** » Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:16 pm

Anonymous wrote:That would make a very funny film, if it could ever get past the censorship board.

even if it gets pass the board, the director might get killed himself.

sved · Post by **sved** » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 8:58 am

Mel Gibson is still alive ...

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