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Irish friends

Last post by kahlan « Sun, 17 Jul 2005 2:46 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Sat, 16 Jul 2005 7:21 pm

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

Why, of course, comes the reply.

The first man then...

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I knew it's that same joke again! Never fails to crack me up! :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Solutions to Qantas airlines problems

Last post by Matney « Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:19 pm
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by eben444 » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 4:51 pm

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After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form,

called a gripe sheet, which tells mechanics about

problems with the aircraft. The mechanics...

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Those have been around for several years that I'm aware of. As hubby is in the airline business, we get all sorts of stuff like this. Still funny,...

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Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:19 pm
Comprehending IT guys - Take Three

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 16 Jul 2005 10:53 am
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 6:32 pm

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To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be....

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No it was exactly the same

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Sat, 16 Jul 2005 10:53 am
Sixteen?

Last post by Guest « Sat, 16 Jul 2005 12:05 am
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by mad » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 10:11 am

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A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness timidly

approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel.

Good evening, sir,...

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Did he really now :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Sat, 16 Jul 2005 12:05 am
Finally, the truth

Last post by Taind « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 6:11 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:23 am

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Finally, the truth

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seen such a picture! Wind is really strong.

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 6:11 pm
Optical Illusion

Last post by mad « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 6:02 pm
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Attachment(s) by sapphire » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 12:17 pm

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Shifting gears

Afterimages of complementary colors create apparent movement in our peripheral vision as our eyes shift across the page.

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Lol, I can see it now, that coffee work wonders for me :P

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 6:02 pm
something wrong?

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by kansah » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 4:25 pm

Is something wrong? I can't post replies. does the message below mean, im blocked or something? :?

Sorry, but only can reply to posts in this...

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 4:25 pm
What tree did you fall from?

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 4:08 pm
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by eben444 » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 4:47 pm

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What tree did you fall from? Find your birthday, find your tree and thenscroll down... This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in linewith...

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always thought i came from my mommy's womb. :roll:

don't we all? :P

what's not to like at the descriptions stated? noticed that there aren't...

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 4:08 pm
Vet visit

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 4:04 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 12:11 am

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Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation.

The Doberman...

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ewww. although, i know of somebody who would say, lucky dog :twisted: :twisted:

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 4:04 pm
New Hot Selling Book in Singapore

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:59 pm
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by Strong Eagle » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 8:17 am

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Latest figures just in. The hottest book is titled, Spontaneity and How to Plan for It . :lol:

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thanks stefania! realy appreciate it. :)

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:59 pm
Comprehending IT guys - Take Two

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:53 pm

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:53 pm

An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he...

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by Carpe Diem » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:25 am

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Again, I insist, no obsession at all. Thematic jokes!

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:47 pm
The Answer

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:43 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:22 am

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The Answer

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Not obsessed at all, it's just thematic jokes...

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:43 pm
A rough oneâ€¦

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:42 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 12:14 am

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(All of us could tell the same joke with national adaptations)

President Bush, Defense Secretary Rumsfeld and State Secretary Condi were in a...

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quite true :D

lost ur interest in kilts carpe diem?

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:42 pm
Bread Talk- best shop in singapore?

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:38 pm
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by Neill » Sun, 10 Jul 2005 1:48 pm

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Bread talk has to be the best shop in Singapore, I pop in for a quick snack and before I know it I've paid for a full tray of buns. But what is pork...

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Pork floss is whiskers grown from the snout of the pig, like.............curly nostril hair without boogers.

:lol:

suddenly, i lost my apetite

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:38 pm
Comprehending IT guys - Take One

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 2:45 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 11:31 am

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Two IT students were walking across the park when one said, Where did you get such a great bike?

The second IT guy replied, Well, I was walking...

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:lol: :lol:

must either be a eunuch, :twisted: a very faithful husband/boyfriend :shock: , or an extremely myopic yet attractive geek for a woman...

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 2:45 pm
Computer Quickies

Last post by kansah « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 2:10 pm
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by mad » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 10:00 am

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What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?

Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer...

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8) 8) 8)

great joke. makes sense too. never fails to make me smile, 8)

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 2:10 pm
This guy must be from Yorkshire

Last post by Uh_huh « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 11:06 am
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by Fohls » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 3:29 pm

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A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law...

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Wow, the miner in the center ate himself........(What really going to shake your cup is...I'm assuming he's not married) :shock:

Feline...

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 11:06 am
Extracts from an Australian Tourism Website

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 15 Jul 2005 12:18 am

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 12:18 am

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual...

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Fri, 15 Jul 2005 12:18 am
The Second Affair

Last post by Carpe Diem « Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:33 pm

by Carpe Diem » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:33 pm

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always...

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Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:33 pm
The First Affair

Last post by Guest « Thu, 14 Jul 2005 8:27 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 12:46 am

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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...

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Irrelevant post, don't know me, outta here.

C'est la vie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Appaa ibey so c'est ??????

:D

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Thu, 14 Jul 2005 8:27 pm
my secretary

Last post by elizabeth « Thu, 14 Jul 2005 6:14 pm
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by eben444 » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 5:56 pm

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Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't

feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my

wife would be pleasant and say,...

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Serious or just joke.. If it is seriuos you must be very embrass and lost.. But if it is a joke that a good joke..

gawwddd...its a joke ! :oops: :)...

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Thu, 14 Jul 2005 6:14 pm
The Kilt Question

Last post by Carpe Diem « Thu, 14 Jul 2005 12:04 am
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by Carpe Diem » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:20 am

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The Kilt Question

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Sorry again. By the way, would you guys want to see the last pic, which I did not post because it's too explicit??

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Last post by Carpe Diem View the latest post
Thu, 14 Jul 2005 12:04 am
The great Paris sale.....

Last post by briceloh « Wed, 13 Jul 2005 8:15 pm
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by whylikedat » Fri, 08 Jul 2005 9:25 pm

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Wed, 13 Jul 2005 8:15 pm
Turd Blossom

Last post by Strong Eagle « Wed, 13 Jul 2005 12:09 am

by Strong Eagle » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 12:09 am

Type turd blossom into Google.

Maybe only of interest to Americans... then again, maybe not.

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Wed, 13 Jul 2005 12:09 am
Lion Cut (Priceless..)

Last post by Fohls « Tue, 12 Jul 2005 5:20 pm

by Fohls » Tue, 12 Jul 2005 5:20 pm

My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have...

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Tue, 12 Jul 2005 5:20 pm
statisticians

Last post by Saint « Tue, 12 Jul 2005 4:08 pm
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by CNA » Mon, 11 Jul 2005 2:31 pm

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this is my fav statistical joke...

Eighty percent of all ppl consider themselves above average

Statistically speaking, in China, even if you...

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A recent 10 year US government survey costing $3m revealed that 3 out of 4 people in America make up 75% of the the country's population

The great...

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Tue, 12 Jul 2005 4:08 pm
What does Ore do for a living?

Last post by Strong Eagle « Sun, 10 Jul 2005 9:44 am
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by GuGuToo » Sun, 10 Jul 2005 7:43 am

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Ore works very hard all the time, making signals and making other Ore. But what is outside the Ore, there is only infinite space called Lada, a dark...

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I really must ask you to send me some of the stuff you are smoking. Must be really good stuff.

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Sun, 10 Jul 2005 9:44 am
Quote of the day

Last post by crabathor « Sun, 10 Jul 2005 3:25 am

by crabathor » Sun, 10 Jul 2005 3:25 am

Coincidence makes sense only with you. And you push me up to this state of emergency....how beautiful to be.

State of emergency, is where I want to...

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Sun, 10 Jul 2005 3:25 am
time to leave Singapore?

Last post by yahu « Sat, 09 Jul 2005 3:50 pm
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by dot dot dot » Wed, 22 Jun 2005 5:06 pm

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Here's a checklist for the western expats, to see if it is time to go home, since one might be too much localised already:

Editor's Note: We found...

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It's always a joy for me when my friends return from overseas (not just those in UK :) ). Friends living in Singapore are so tuned into the routine...
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