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TARZAN

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:12 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:12 pm

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. Tarzan...

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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:12 pm
French accent

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by Carpe Diem » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:11 pm

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner...

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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:11 pm
Four brothers

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:09 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:09 pm

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful

doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after

having...

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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 9:09 pm
20 QUESTIONS

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 21 Aug 2005 8:58 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 3:05 pm

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1. Name ten parts of the body that are spelled with three letters each

2: What are the only two questions you will NEVER be able to answer?...

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Thanks for the support and the hard work!

I am back, so as promised here are the answers...

1. 10 body parts with three letters each

ear, arm,...

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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 8:58 pm
FOR WOMEN ONLY (but men can peek!!)

Last post by ksl « Sun, 21 Aug 2005 4:54 am
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by Bambina » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 8:45 pm

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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change...

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Just to say it wasn't the beaver that triggered my memory, it was the actual shaving! Saturday night nookie night! Naaah! don't like them shaved,...
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Sun, 21 Aug 2005 4:54 am
Old Cowboy

Last post by Shilo « Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:14 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:59 pm

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An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As

he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the...

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Good Joke.

:D

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Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:14 pm
Question

Last post by banana « Fri, 19 Aug 2005 9:51 pm
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by banana » Wed, 17 Aug 2005 9:23 am

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Does a dyslexic atheist believe in dog?

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:lol: :lol:

A dyslexic lesbian walks into a bra.
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Fri, 19 Aug 2005 9:51 pm
Feng Shui, destination.

Last post by Plavt « Wed, 17 Aug 2005 3:38 pm
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by CSP » Tue, 05 Jul 2005 3:09 am

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Anyone here believe in feng shui? The destination of a person life.

It was told that

30 percent depend on the heaven luck(the yr, mth, date, time...

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I have to agree with you Strong Eagle; from what I remember the program suggested that dreams were our real lives and our real lives only a dream!...
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Wed, 17 Aug 2005 3:38 pm
FS is pretty heavy, here's something lighter

Last post by cyber_m0nkey « Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:12 am
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by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 16 Aug 2005 9:44 am

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Check it out. (okay, okay, maybe a little MCP here :mrgreen: )

Ouch! :shock:

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that's gota hurt....but funny :D

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Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:12 am
Really Stupid Instructions for Singapore

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by Strong Eagle » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 1:37 pm

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Just bought a tube of glue for a repair project. The instructions on the glue say to keep the remainder in a cool, dry place .

I am having a hard...

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I sould just see meatballs made with expoxy putty.

shld taste good erh? sticks in yur hands and yur mouth too. :lol: :P

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Mon, 15 Aug 2005 11:03 am
Waiting room

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:56 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:56 pm

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us...

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Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:56 pm
Retired People

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:49 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:49 pm

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there...

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Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:49 pm
Magic Beer

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:46 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:46 pm

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking

guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he

is drinking....

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Sun, 14 Aug 2005 2:46 pm
Still golfing

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:13 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:13 pm

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat....

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:13 pm
Golf again...

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:11 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:11 pm

Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:11 pm
Married soon

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:05 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:05 pm

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so

we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 4:05 pm
Golf

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 3:58 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 3:58 pm

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.

Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on

his back, a big bump on...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 3:58 pm
Ambitious Boyfriend

Last post by briceloh « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 3:42 pm
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by MusicFever » Fri, 12 Aug 2005 9:54 am

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Angel got her new bf recently but she told me she was a bit hesitated about this relationship.

He is young and energetic. Not only having his...

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but hey! those error messages really makes me howl out in pain/anguish/sadness! OH NOO!!!!! I HAVEN'T SAVED MY FILES YET!!!!! Angel's bf is really...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 3:42 pm
Can you tell the difference between a Female and a Shemale??

Last post by briceloh « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:59 pm
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by stefania » Sun, 07 Aug 2005 5:23 pm

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I got 15 out of 16! :D

Single men beware! :P

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This is a True story :-

Many years ago, I saw a regular man with a tranny at ROM. I wonder if they were there to get hitched as I suppose one can...
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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:59 pm
Anger Management

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by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:37 am

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When you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: joke of the day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: THX!

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:43 pm
Three tortoises

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:07 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:07 pm

Three tortoises, Mick, Andy and Roy, decide to go on a picnic.So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:07 pm
Lab tests

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:45 am

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:45 am

Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.

The lab tech says to her, I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:45 am
In the bar again

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:39 am

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:39 am

Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Terry throws up all over himself.

Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill me!...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:39 am
Two elderly women

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:28 am

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:28 am

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could

barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they

came to an...

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:28 am
Wife and husband

Last post by kansah « Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:21 am
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by Carpe Diem » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:58 pm

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Wife and husband are having dinner one night and engage in a

casual conversation.

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married...

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BUSTED!!!!!

hehehe

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Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:21 am
Judge and lawyers

Last post by Raven « Fri, 12 Aug 2005 2:41 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 12 Aug 2005 12:41 pm

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You gotta love small towns. How could an innocent question like Do you know me? end up like this?

Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a...

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:lol:

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Fri, 12 Aug 2005 2:41 pm
Historical revisionism ?

Last post by Carpe Diem « Thu, 11 Aug 2005 9:50 pm

by Carpe Diem » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 9:50 pm

A Student's History of the World - as collected by Richard Lederer

(One of the fringe benefits of being an English or history professor is...

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Thu, 11 Aug 2005 9:50 pm
Indian (from America)

Last post by Carpe Diem « Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:51 pm

by Carpe Diem » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:51 pm

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along...

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Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:51 pm
too much to drink

Last post by Carpe Diem « Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:50 pm

by Carpe Diem » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:50 pm

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the...

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Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:50 pm
THE OLD GAS STATION

Last post by Carpe Diem « Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:44 pm

by Carpe Diem » Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:44 pm

The service station trade was slow. The owner sat around,

With sharpened knife and cedar stick. Piled shavings on the ground.

No modern...

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Thu, 11 Aug 2005 1:44 pm

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