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MetroResidences

Last post by Pal « Thu, 01 Mar 2018 10:43 pm
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The Club Residences at Capella Singapore offers guests luxurious long-stay accommodation situated within the peace and tranquility of Capella Hotel...

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Thanks for sharing ! It is very beautiful !

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My Dog Named Sex

Last post by dit « Tue, 06 Sep 2005 8:56 pm
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by Raven » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:47 am

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My Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover or Spot . I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me....

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Your Avatar

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Nevermind. :-|

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Ya well... some of us don't hide behind pretty avatars. We post pictures of our faces for all the world to see.

hmm...well, i'm not pretty then....
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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 6:56 pm
Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence

Last post by beenhere10years « Tue, 06 Sep 2005 5:23 pm
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by Raven » Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:54 am

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Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence \:D/

To the citizens of the United States of America:

In the light of your failure to elect a...

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deja vu all over again...

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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 5:23 pm
No offence intended no apology given

Last post by Vaucluse « Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:46 am
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by Carpe Diem » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 8:43 pm

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One fine sunny morning, the priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog...

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:lol:

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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:46 am
Heavenly Oy?

Last post by Noodle fart kioll. « Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:09 am
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by Nigel OOi » Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:07 am

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What is the design of heavenly oy? What is exactly heavenly oy, oy as money is called at the gates of heaven near the cow dung shop has the design of...

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Must be Simple Dimple Himple ........ Heaven!

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Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:09 am
Two Irish priests

Last post by Carpe Diem « Tue, 06 Sep 2005 8:41 am

by Carpe Diem » Tue, 06 Sep 2005 8:41 am

Father Flannigan, an elderly priest invited Father O'Connell, a younger

priest from a neighboring parish who was fresh from the seminary, over for...

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Two leprechauns went to the convent ...

Last post by Carpe Diem « Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:21 pm

by Carpe Diem » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:21 pm

Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the mother superior.

well, how can I help you little people? asked mother...

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Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:21 pm
To burst your laughter...

Last post by sabrina77 « Mon, 05 Sep 2005 10:58 am
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by shirllin » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 2:14 am

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The commanding officer was furious when nine GIs who had been out on passes failed to show up for morning roll call. Not until 7 p.m. did the first...

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Loved the Kids Joke...where the Dad gets the toy for being the most obedient,.....ha ha ha !

Good ones, Shirllin..thanks for sharing !

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Mon, 05 Sep 2005 10:58 am
Golf and the Physiotherapist

Last post by Raven « Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:57 am

by Raven » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:57 am

Golf and the Physiotherapist

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of...

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Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:57 am
Total Eclipse of Communication

Last post by Raven « Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:54 am

by Raven » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:54 am

Total Eclipse of Communication

From : Managing Director

To : Executive Director

Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun...

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Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:54 am
Help From Canada

Last post by Raven « Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:49 am

by Raven » Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:49 am

Help From Canada

PRESS RELEASE:

Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary

President Bush and Prime...

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Mon, 05 Sep 2005 9:49 am
Oxford Dictionary's latest definition ....

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sun, 04 Sep 2005 9:40 pm

by Carpe Diem » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 9:40 pm

Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the following words

* Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

* Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in...

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Sun, 04 Sep 2005 9:40 pm
20 WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

Last post by dot dot dot « Sun, 04 Sep 2005 4:18 pm
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by shirllin » Sun, 04 Sep 2005 2:21 am

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HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a...

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exactly KT, these words are programmed, whatever we say to them... :mrgreen:

Eric

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Sun, 04 Sep 2005 4:18 pm
Iraq TV Guide

Last post by Vodkashot « Sat, 03 Sep 2005 2:56 pm
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by Raven » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:28 am

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Iraq TV Guide

SUNDAY:

0800 - My 33 Sons

0830 - Osama Knows Best

0900 - I Dream of Mohammed

0930 - Let's Mecca Deal

1000 - The Kabul...

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Is there any progress in WMD search in Iraq? :)

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 2:56 pm
I am Back! Jose and the Amazing Technicolour OverCoat.

Last post by dot dot dot « Sat, 03 Sep 2005 2:35 pm
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by Fuz182 » Sat, 03 Sep 2005 3:16 am

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This is absolutely Hilarious.. Especially if you watch the EPL... You'll understand it better! Something to mark my return to the forums! I missed...

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You really have missed a lot of fun here Fuz, so much that you haven't read the thread about favorite teams of us in th EPL.

KT, our chelsea mate...

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 2:35 pm
ICE ad

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by Knight568 » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:22 pm

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Super funny!!!

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Thank you for the video link!

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Bad Translations From Places Afar

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:53 am
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by Raven » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:45 am

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Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be...

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I have just read about this one which was published in Flight International Magazine:

On a short flight with a young, newly qualified female...

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:53 am
Hell - An explanation!

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:44 am

by Carpe Diem » Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:44 am

I know, it's not quite new, but still good....

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The...

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:44 am
How many users from Singapore Expats Forum does it take...

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 02 Sep 2005 5:34 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 02 Sep 2005 8:28 am

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Q: How many users from Singapore Expats Forum does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Exactly five hundred.

1 to change the light bulb and...

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Carpe Diem,

You are herewith promoted to sit down comedien, you are unique! :D

Eric

Many thanks to our one and only Editor...

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Fri, 02 Sep 2005 5:34 pm
Long palindrome

Last post by sundaymorningstaple « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 9:26 pm
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by banana » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:25 pm

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Star? Not I! Movie – it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask – cast are livewires.

Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I...

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Some more info here on the subject:

sms

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 9:26 pm
beenhere10years - I MUST Know...

Last post by beenhere10years « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 8:22 pm
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by Strong Eagle » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 8:10 pm

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Do clowns taste funny? :D :shock: :D :shock: :o

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Not sure the point gentlemen...

Rephrase perhaps?

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 8:22 pm
Sysadmin and users

Last post by Vodkashot « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:24 pm

by Vodkashot » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:24 pm

In my company I also have a duty of sysadmin. There are only few computers but big number of employees.

I fed up when somebody of them asking to...

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:24 pm
The French Cow Hand

Last post by banana « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:10 pm
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by Raven » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 1:46 pm

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The French Cow Hand

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated...

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...and if he takes it off in the presence of a lady like any gentleman should.

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:10 pm
Do the Dishes....

Last post by Minime « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:44 am

by Minime » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:44 am

A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much...

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:44 am
Singapore is NOT safe for people of African descent

Last post by jinkel « Wed, 31 Aug 2005 9:22 pm
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by Guest » Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:49 pm

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Please don't go to Singapore.

It is NOT safe for you here.

I'm just trying to help you.

Thanks.

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guest - Wow! Racism in the form of a sincere warning. Subtle. :roll:

How lucky for those of African descent, to have such a good samaritan...

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Wed, 31 Aug 2005 9:22 pm
Speedy

Last post by dot dot dot « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 9:45 pm
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Attachment(s) by sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 9:26 pm

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A friend's wife was complaining about her car and she asked for something that goes from 0 - 100 in less than 4 seconds..... Attached is a picture of...

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hahaha, I think the average weight here for women is around 43 kg or so, but you're right, they still go crazy on this machine: Aya, so heavy lah,...

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 9:45 pm
Why does Singapore end with Ore?

Last post by briceloh « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:15 pm
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by Guest » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:28 pm

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S.ince I. n.ever g.ave a. p.eople Ore; means that Singaporeans firstly give to people of this place rubbish goods and services not Ore goods, namely...

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i think he just forgot to take his medicine. :wink:

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:15 pm
Chewing Gum

Last post by banana « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:07 pm
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by Raven » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:39 pm

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Chewing Gum

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to...

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Not only did they take that, seems they are chewing it.

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:07 pm
Why Men Choose Ballet

Last post by banana « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:04 pm
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by Strong Eagle » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 4:21 pm

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:04 pm
Fifteen Western Region - Theory.

Last post by dot dot dot « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 1:05 pm
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by Guest » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:58 pm

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Why it has to be 15 and not any number as you would like because, my test actually ended at 15 years of age and I would have lived in the Western...

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time for a tranquilizer I guess?

Eric

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