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Bad Translations From Places Afar

Last post by Carpe Diem « Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:53 am
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by Raven » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:45 am

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Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be...

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I have just read about this one which was published in Flight International Magazine:

On a short flight with a young, newly qualified female...

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:53 am
Hell - An explanation!

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by Carpe Diem » Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:44 am

I know, it's not quite new, but still good....

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

The...

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Sat, 03 Sep 2005 11:44 am
How many users from Singapore Expats Forum does it take...

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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 02 Sep 2005 8:28 am

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Q: How many users from Singapore Expats Forum does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Exactly five hundred.

1 to change the light bulb and...

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Carpe Diem,

You are herewith promoted to sit down comedien, you are unique! :D

Eric

Many thanks to our one and only Editor...

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Fri, 02 Sep 2005 5:34 pm
Long palindrome

Last post by sundaymorningstaple « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 9:26 pm
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by banana » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:25 pm

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Star? Not I! Movie – it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask – cast are livewires.

Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I...

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Some more info here on the subject:

sms

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 9:26 pm
beenhere10years - I MUST Know...

Last post by beenhere10years « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 8:22 pm
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by Strong Eagle » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 8:10 pm

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Do clowns taste funny? :D :shock: :D :shock: :o

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Not sure the point gentlemen...

Rephrase perhaps?

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 8:22 pm
Sysadmin and users

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by Vodkashot » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:24 pm

In my company I also have a duty of sysadmin. There are only few computers but big number of employees.

I fed up when somebody of them asking to...

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:24 pm
The French Cow Hand

Last post by banana « Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:10 pm
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by Raven » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 1:46 pm

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The French Cow Hand

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated...

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...and if he takes it off in the presence of a lady like any gentleman should.

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 2:10 pm
Do the Dishes....

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by Minime » Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:44 am

A guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always wanted a big Harley. He shops around, answering ads in the newspaper, and is not having much...

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Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:44 am
Singapore is NOT safe for people of African descent

Last post by jinkel « Wed, 31 Aug 2005 9:22 pm
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by Guest » Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:49 pm

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Please don't go to Singapore.

It is NOT safe for you here.

I'm just trying to help you.

Thanks.

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guest - Wow! Racism in the form of a sincere warning. Subtle. :roll:

How lucky for those of African descent, to have such a good samaritan...

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Speedy

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A friend's wife was complaining about her car and she asked for something that goes from 0 - 100 in less than 4 seconds..... Attached is a picture of...

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hahaha, I think the average weight here for women is around 43 kg or so, but you're right, they still go crazy on this machine: Aya, so heavy lah,...

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 9:45 pm
Why does Singapore end with Ore?

Last post by briceloh « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:15 pm
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by Guest » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:28 pm

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S.ince I. n.ever g.ave a. p.eople Ore; means that Singaporeans firstly give to people of this place rubbish goods and services not Ore goods, namely...

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i think he just forgot to take his medicine. :wink:

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:15 pm
Chewing Gum

Last post by banana « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:07 pm
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by Raven » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:39 pm

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Chewing Gum

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to...

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Not only did they take that, seems they are chewing it.

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:07 pm
Why Men Choose Ballet

Last post by banana « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:04 pm
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by Strong Eagle » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 4:21 pm

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 8:04 pm
Fifteen Western Region - Theory.

Last post by dot dot dot « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 1:05 pm
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by Guest » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:58 pm

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Why it has to be 15 and not any number as you would like because, my test actually ended at 15 years of age and I would have lived in the Western...

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time for a tranquilizer I guess?

Eric

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 1:05 pm
French Woman ..... No offence Carpe Diem

Last post by Carpe Diem « Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:01 am
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by Raven » Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:19 am

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French Woman

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by...

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No offence taken for sure... Because you have modified the original story! The first time I heard about this joke, it was an English woman, not a...

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Tue, 30 Aug 2005 11:01 am
actual not joke

Last post by sapphire « Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:35 pm
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by wah lao » Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:06 pm

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i was recently in USA and read this in the news

judge to drunk driver: why did you drive when you were absolutely stone drunk!

driver: your...

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Lol, I swear its easier to drive than walk when drunk!

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Mon, 29 Aug 2005 4:35 pm
Tanglin School

Last post by Ranjeet Oak « Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:40 am
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by New to Singapore » Sat, 09 Jul 2005 12:31 am

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Hi,

I have been in Singapore for four weeks now. My daughter is due to start Tanglin School in September 2005. She will be going into year 2. Are...

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Hi,

I am looking to get admissions for my daughter in the same grade in Tanglin. Currently she is OFS though.

Just wanted to find out some details...

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Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:40 am
Language of European Union

Last post by Brazilian « Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:24 am
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by tolgattt » Sun, 28 Aug 2005 2:21 am

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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English

will be the official language of the European Union rather than

German, which...

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Hmm...why not French?

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Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:24 am
Moments of regrets and embarrassment

Last post by Strong Eagle « Sun, 28 Aug 2005 10:45 am
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by Kimi » Fri, 27 May 2005 8:25 pm

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A moment of embarrassment:

Spilled things out with my big mouth when I'm pissed in which case I wasn't!

What I can remember when I was in Japan:...

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From a newspaper column by Kathleen Parker:

Televangelist Pat Robertson's flip-flop on his fantasy moment as an international assassin reminds me...

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Sun, 28 Aug 2005 10:45 am
The Ultimate Remote

Last post by banana « Sat, 27 Aug 2005 6:36 pm

by banana » Sat, 27 Aug 2005 6:36 pm

Whilst stocks last!

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Sat, 27 Aug 2005 6:36 pm
The joy of Scuba

Last post by sundaymorningstaple « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:54 pm
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by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:17 am

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The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

We're sorry to call on you...

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Baron, don't know where to tell you to try it. I had it years ago when my FiL gave a 1.5 metre Monitor Lizzard I caught in my back yard to a...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:54 pm
Which Do You Hate Most: Clowns or Mimes?

Last post by Plavt « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 9:47 pm
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by beenhere10years » Wed, 24 Aug 2005 7:56 pm

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I disqualify myself because I hate them both. :twisted:

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I hate mimes more. although what really gets up my nose are those street performers who pretend to be statues. :mad: I can't beleive they expect $$...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 9:47 pm
NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:17 pm

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:17 pm

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:17 pm
I BET YOU'LL READ IT TWICE...

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:14 pm

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:14 pm

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in

an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:14 pm
Blonde...

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:10 pm

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:10 pm

Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesman assured her that...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 7:10 pm
The Cuckoo Clock...

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 3:32 pm

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 3:32 pm

Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a night out with the boys.

I told the wife that I would be home by midnight...

Well, the...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 3:32 pm
CONFESSION

Last post by Baron Greenback « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 1:50 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 1:28 pm

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Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends.

One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess.

He went...

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Good as always CD. On a similar note:

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, Father,

it has been one month since my last...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 1:50 pm
Use a Condom ...or else

Last post by Alfalfa « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:01 pm
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by Alfalfa » Wed, 24 Aug 2005 5:49 pm

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:01 pm
headache

Last post by Carpe Diem « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:46 am

by Carpe Diem » Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:46 am

A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other.

She asks, What's this for?

This is...

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Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:46 am
ugly people

Last post by sapphire « Fri, 26 Aug 2005 9:33 am
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by Carpe Diem » Thu, 25 Aug 2005 9:31 pm

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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the...

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Oh My Gawd! That's pure evil, lol!

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