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Why Ozzies went Berserk ? ............

Last post by emiko08 « Sat, 17 Dec 2005 8:19 pm
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by mystic law » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 1:54 am

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Why Ozzies went Berserk ?

Because we temporary stopped the supply of heroin. No wonder the Ozzie Gov wasn’t happy about us, as once we stop...

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:delete:

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Brain Test

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by Strong Eagle » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:11 am

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Tough Quiz

Last post by Saint « Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:56 pm
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by Baron Greenback » Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:54 am

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ok this will sort the men from the boys:

What do the following names have in common?

Hodge

Foss

Tom KItten

Gris Gris

Perruque

Humphrey...

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Woof woof woof :wink:

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Women are like.......

Last post by Kimi « Sat, 17 Dec 2005 3:57 am
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by Plavt » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 1:11 am

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...the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers

They take too long to warm up and a better...

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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.

She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.

The...

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Woman Bashing

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by Plavt » Sat, 17 Dec 2005 1:14 am

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?

A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place...

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About Women

Last post by LisaLicious « Fri, 16 Dec 2005 2:24 pm
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by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:51 pm

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ABOUT WOMEN

Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot...

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hahah good one.....

about men..

like chocolate,sweet and smooth, they head straight to the hip.

Men are like candy wrappers

Once...

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Fri, 16 Dec 2005 2:24 pm
Rugby fan cuts his own balls off...

Last post by Baron Greenback « Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:30 pm
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by CardZeus » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:10 pm

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A Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten...

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maybe he should coat them in wasabi & stick them up his nose!

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Why Aussies are going on a rampage in Down Under?

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by mystic law » Thu, 15 Dec 2005 4:49 am

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Is this better?

Post edited by Strong Eagle

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I thought the sock-bra was in refernce to 44DD Long (gravity and age are a bitch!)

a regular work out should have better effect, my friend... :P...

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Have fun Eric.

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by Plavt » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 6:40 am

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Reasons for being French.

Last post by Plavt « Fri, 16 Dec 2005 6:28 am

by Plavt » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 6:28 am

* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

* Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.

* You get to eat insect...

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In Heaven.

Last post by Plavt « Fri, 16 Dec 2005 6:27 am

by Plavt » Fri, 16 Dec 2005 6:27 am

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,

The policemen are English,

The mechanics are German,

The lovers are Italian,

The bankers are Swiss.

In...

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Men are like........

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by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:36 pm

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Men are like bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like the weather.

Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are...

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...just like women except for anatomy :P

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What I don't understand about Singapore...

Last post by riversandlakes « Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:19 pm
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by Em Eye » Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:03 am

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Why the guys who fog don't wear masks and goggles when they are fogging?

It's got to do some serious damage being in that fog all day long..

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Anyway it's a harmful job, imho...

The lowest paid are the ones being slowly poisoned to death. The highest paid ones are enjoying good air-con...

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Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:19 pm
Ten reasons for being Dutch

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by Plavt » Thu, 15 Dec 2005 2:58 am

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1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for

smoking them.

2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their

beer....

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You can easily claim to go Dutch? Hehe

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Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:13 pm
Two Dutch Girls.

Last post by dot dot dot « Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:02 am
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by Plavt » Thu, 15 Dec 2005 2:51 am

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Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the...

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hahaha!!!

First time I read that Dutch girls orgasm... :wink:

Eric

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Optical Ilusion

Last post by emiko08 « Wed, 14 Dec 2005 7:12 pm
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by Plavt » Wed, 14 Dec 2005 2:51 am

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Stare at the black dot in the middle while moving your head back and forth.

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:P :P :P :P :P

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Find the Faces

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by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:12 pm

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All trash....

Last post by Plavt « Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:46 pm
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by myworld21 » Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:00 pm

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.......

except some...Bubble..good point of view..and some others with good sense of humor...others are all trash. @#$%!##@@%##???

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.......

except some...Bubble..good point of view..and some others with good sense of humor...others are all trash. @#$%!##@@%##??? :delete: :delete:...

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Gobbledegook

Last post by CardZeus « Tue, 13 Dec 2005 1:35 pm

by CardZeus » Tue, 13 Dec 2005 1:35 pm

Each year the Plain English Campaign nominates examples of gobbledegook. Here are few of the top ten:

Australian Taxations Office : For the...

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Tue, 13 Dec 2005 1:35 pm
In case you forgot...

Last post by Baron Greenback « Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:22 pm
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by Carpe Diem » Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:00 am

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IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy your weekend! :wink:

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I have a feeling it came from b3ta.com

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Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:22 pm
Gotcha!!

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by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:11 pm

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Uh.......

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by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:11 pm

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Hand Picked

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by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:10 pm

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Who's the Boss....

Last post by Plavt « Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:54 pm

by Plavt » Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:54 pm

When Lord made man, the body parts get together and argued;

Who will be the boss of the body?

The stomach countered,

Since I digested the food,...

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Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:54 pm
Richard Pryor, RIP

Last post by Baron Greenback « Mon, 12 Dec 2005 1:00 pm
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by sundaymorningstaple » Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:02 pm

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LOS ANGELES Dec 10, 2005 — Richard Pryor, the groundbreaking comedian whose profanely personal insights into race relations and modern life made him...

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I remember watching see no evil hear no evil Richard Pryor was driving a car (he was the blind guy) & Gene Wilder was telling him which way to go...

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Mon, 12 Dec 2005 1:00 pm
Take all American women who are within five years of menopau

Last post by Vaucluse « Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:01 am
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by Plavt » Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:11 am

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. . train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned...

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Vaucluse, I believe you are applying a level of consciousness to newhere/nowhere which simply does not exist. There is no 'there' there.

Ah,...

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Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:01 am
Touching.

Last post by Plavt « Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:47 pm

by Plavt » Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:47 pm

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided...

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erogenous zones

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by Plavt » Fri, 09 Dec 2005 7:46 pm

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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

Last post by Bafana « Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:02 am
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by Plavt » Sat, 10 Dec 2005 9:48 pm

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#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8 - If you...

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Love it - This is being forwarded as I type lah :cool:

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Dangerous

Last post by Scorpion « Sun, 11 Dec 2005 12:31 am
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by Plavt » Sat, 10 Dec 2005 9:45 pm

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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?

A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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ahh.. witty one. :lol:

plavt, we already have a single forum for the jokes. also post it there.

cheers

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