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-----Bobby's letter for god-----

Last post by tingal79 « Tue, 08 May 2007 9:07 pm
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by itsmelisa » Tue, 08 May 2007 7:36 pm

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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his...

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What a threat!

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Tue, 08 May 2007 9:07 pm
Funny one read this out

Last post by itsmelisa « Mon, 07 May 2007 7:34 pm

by itsmelisa » Mon, 07 May 2007 7:34 pm

One night, a delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above new jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, michael jordan, bill...

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Mon, 07 May 2007 7:34 pm
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer

Last post by itsmelisa « Fri, 04 May 2007 8:01 pm

by itsmelisa » Fri, 04 May 2007 8:01 pm

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the...

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Fri, 04 May 2007 8:01 pm
This could happen to u also!!!

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by itsmelisa » Wed, 02 May 2007 7:52 pm

Can delete this if its posted already!!

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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut....

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Wed, 02 May 2007 7:52 pm
Funny joke!!!!

Last post by itsmelisa « Tue, 01 May 2007 8:16 pm

by itsmelisa » Tue, 01 May 2007 8:16 pm

A Tourist was visiting the museum:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Johnny: Newton's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to...

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Tue, 01 May 2007 8:16 pm
Nice pictures to share

Last post by brifusg « Mon, 30 Apr 2007 8:58 pm
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by geraldboon » Mon, 30 Apr 2007 5:36 pm

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PLease advertise your website in the classified section and not in the threads.

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Terrible user experience. The web master should take a course on how to design a good UI! I do not want to have a new windows after clicking each...

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Mon, 30 Apr 2007 8:58 pm
Sign Language

Last post by tingal79 « Sat, 28 Apr 2007 9:30 pm

by tingal79 » Sat, 28 Apr 2007 9:30 pm

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spotted another worker on the ground floor and yelled down to him, but he...

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Sat, 28 Apr 2007 9:30 pm
Men and Women

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by abbby » Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:41 pm

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Got it from a friend, worth sharing..

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart...

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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on...
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Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:20 pm
Funny skill test of the blonds.

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by itsmelisa » Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:34 pm

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first...

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An ad is posted for recruiting people for CIA. The applicants are asked to go with husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend to the interview.

Two guys...

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Mon, 23 Apr 2007 2:03 pm
Death condemn

Last post by Asdracles « Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:54 pm

by Asdracles » Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:54 pm

Want to share with you a joke I tried yesterday. Perhaps translation is not too good, but hope you can understand it :D

3 people are condemned to...

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Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:54 pm
Please do not advertise or spam across several threads!

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by Cracker » Sat, 21 Apr 2007 2:04 am

See me being a dummy by posting my website in answer to nobody while spamming across several threads. Now I've gone and done it. By not being too...

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Britain raises security level

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by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 04 Apr 2007 1:21 pm

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Britain raises security level

Reports indicate that the English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised...

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Now, now SMS, being beastly to Johnny Foreigner just won’t do!

Actually this puts me in mind of my Deputy Headmaster who I first encountered at...

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Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:38 am
New Dating Service :o

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by sundaymorningstaple » Fri, 23 Feb 2007 1:01 pm

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New Dating Website aimed primarily at our Kiwi Guys but Brits with wellies may also join.

:o :shock: :o :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:cool:

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New Dating Website aimed primarily at our Kiwi Guys but Brits with wellies may also join.
:o :shock: :o :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:cool:...

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Thu, 19 Apr 2007 1:19 am
He just don't get it!

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by Funky_Punk » Wed, 18 Apr 2007 4:53 pm

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,

Guess I'll go eat worms,

Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,

Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms....

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Wed, 18 Apr 2007 4:53 pm
Scam

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by sleekfix » Wed, 18 Apr 2007 3:57 pm

I'm a scam!

Â

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Wed, 18 Apr 2007 3:57 pm
Cookies

Last post by sundaymorningstaple « Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:19 pm

by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:19 pm

I love it when the little guy strikes back!

A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive store; i.e., they...

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Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:19 pm
$$$ can make wonders..without paying

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by deanmohd » Tue, 10 Apr 2007 4:26 pm

Contents deleted because of complaints on foul and inappropriate language in a family board.

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Tue, 10 Apr 2007 4:26 pm
Its not fair my son..

Last post by deanmohd « Tue, 10 Apr 2007 3:47 pm

by deanmohd » Tue, 10 Apr 2007 3:47 pm

Contents deleted because of complaints on foul and inappropriate language in a family board.

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Tue, 10 Apr 2007 3:47 pm
Sun Tanning

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by deanmohd » Tue, 10 Apr 2007 3:04 pm

One Sat. nite...

A group of guys when to the pub. They sat down while waiting for the waiter to take their orders. They order a few drinks...

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Tue, 10 Apr 2007 3:04 pm
English talk with Bill Clinton

Last post by itsmelisa « Thu, 05 Apr 2007 5:44 pm

by itsmelisa » Thu, 05 Apr 2007 5:44 pm

There is something that is troubling an african dude from a small and illiterate village, for a couple of days. So he seeks some advice from some of...

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Thu, 05 Apr 2007 5:44 pm
Who is the real father of that kid?

Last post by itsmelisa « Wed, 04 Apr 2007 6:49 pm

by itsmelisa » Wed, 04 Apr 2007 6:49 pm

One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

The father thought this...

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Wed, 04 Apr 2007 6:49 pm
Who is the real father of that kid?

Last post by itsmelisa « Mon, 02 Apr 2007 7:49 pm

by itsmelisa » Mon, 02 Apr 2007 7:49 pm

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things...

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Mon, 02 Apr 2007 7:49 pm
Read it

Last post by sundaymorningstaple « Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:10 pm
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by solarv » Fri, 30 Mar 2007 9:30 pm

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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty...

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I think I should say the same thing about this as you said about iamlisa's joke. Local ingrish is bad enough without you giving them reasons to...

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Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:10 pm
Sardar, english man and french joke

Last post by itsmelisa « Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:36 pm

by itsmelisa » Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:36 pm

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Sardar were captured by cannibals.

The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that we caught you and...

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Fri, 30 Mar 2007 4:36 pm
The Uxbridge English Dictionary

Last post by AdamC « Tue, 27 Mar 2007 3:10 am
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by Rich D » Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:22 pm

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If you go to , navigate onto the radio page and launch the radio player you can listen on demand to a vast range of radio programmes from any type of...

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haha... that's cool! :cool:

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Tue, 27 Mar 2007 3:10 am
Any friends staying at Changi Green or nearby?

Last post by Left Wing « Sun, 25 Mar 2007 8:28 pm
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by AdamC » Sun, 25 Mar 2007 5:33 am

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Get a 'chauffuer' -

i believe alotsa gentlemen out there willing to fetch a gorgeous lady like U to n fro SIA back to Jurong daily :oops:

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i drive past it every morn on way to work.

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Sun, 25 Mar 2007 8:28 pm
Talk to me for a while

Last post by itsmelisa « Thu, 22 Mar 2007 7:59 pm

by itsmelisa » Thu, 22 Mar 2007 7:59 pm

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know? I lost my wife here in this supermarket.

Can you talk to...

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Thu, 22 Mar 2007 7:59 pm
Alpha Dog Pennies -- 52,662 Of Them

Last post by Kurozu « Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:02 pm

by Kurozu » Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:02 pm

A southern Illinois man who's fed up with higher electric rates has come up with a way to show his displeasure while paying his bill...

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Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:02 pm
Trouble Family problems

Last post by AdamC « Wed, 21 Mar 2007 4:03 am
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by itsmelisa » Mon, 19 Mar 2007 5:49 pm

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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.

One of them kept complaining of family problems.

Finally, the other man said:...

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aaaaaaa hmmm.. nice attempt.. :???: :???: :???:

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Wed, 21 Mar 2007 4:03 am
There is no trust between these friends.

Last post by AdamC « Wed, 21 Mar 2007 4:00 am
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by itsmelisa » Thu, 15 Mar 2007 4:19 pm

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Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic.

Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches.

The...

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hahaha :shock:

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