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MetroResidences

Last post by Pal « Thu, 01 Mar 2018 10:43 pm
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by Pal » Thu, 01 Mar 2018 10:43 pm » in Relocating, Moving to Singapore

Serviced apartments curated with every expat's work and lifestyle needs in mind.

With over 800 modern apartments situated in more than 150 quality...

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AE Logistics - Home / House Movers & Packers Services

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AE Logistics is a leading Moving and Storage company in Singapore.

We provide full package Moving for local and West Malaysia with professional...

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The Club Residences

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The Club Residences at Capella Singapore offers guests luxurious long-stay accommodation situated within the peace and tranquility of Capella Hotel...

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Thanks for sharing ! It is very beautiful !

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Pick Up Lines and Rebuttals

Last post by yanEEyanEE « Wed, 13 Jun 2007 8:11 pm
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by Pick Up Lines » Sun, 28 Nov 2004 2:21 am

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Here are some great pick up line and rebuttals...enjoy :!:

I recently came across an interesting statistic:

Men who were successful when they...

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(clocking up on posts 2 reply pm.)

pick up line:

"Your eyes are like spanars. Everytime i look at it, my nuts tighten".

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Wed, 13 Jun 2007 8:11 pm
According to Bush

Last post by yanEEyanEE « Wed, 13 Jun 2007 8:06 pm
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by Kurozu » Thu, 01 Mar 2007 3:29 pm

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I wonder how many stupid things or comments G W Bush has made over the years.

I will start a list, and if you have something new to add, please...

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heard this one recently, sposed Bush jokes:

Arriving in England "why did they build the castle so close to the airport?"

Press...

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Wed, 13 Jun 2007 8:06 pm
travel to Spain

Last post by wanderinghippie « Wed, 13 Jun 2007 6:30 pm
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by andylow » Wed, 13 Jun 2007 3:34 pm

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During summer vacation, I went to ibiza and madrid with my parents, enjoying the fresh stunning beaches and gorgeous sight of the bay… Especially, in...

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barcelona rocks!

Fantastic food, weather, we went dancing on the streets!

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Wed, 13 Jun 2007 6:30 pm
Sex image caught by SATELITE..

Last post by Shankar « Tue, 12 Jun 2007 8:27 pm
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by sQ-StEwaRd-ShazNi » Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:25 am

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Edited because poster below is complaining too much.

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Hi Shazni

nothing to feel angry about, for wasting other people's time has become the norm of the world. When you point to something, we do expect...

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Tue, 12 Jun 2007 8:27 pm
Funny joke

Last post by dinomir « Tue, 12 Jun 2007 1:06 pm
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by itsmelisa » Mon, 11 Jun 2007 7:14 pm

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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service...

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Ah ah ah! Lol

That' s a really funny one....

Thx

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Tue, 12 Jun 2007 1:06 pm
If you speak truth women will not belive you.

Last post by Plavt « Mon, 11 Jun 2007 6:59 pm
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by itsmelisa » Sun, 25 Mar 2007 6:40 pm

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A married man and his secretary are having an affair.

They decide to leave the office early and go to the secretary's appartment for an afternoon...

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HaHa, not really a bad joke. Just a dumb wife.

:roll:

Pity they aren't all that dumb. :P :D :D

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Mon, 11 Jun 2007 6:59 pm
Lipstick print on the mirror :)

Last post by babyd0ll « Sat, 09 Jun 2007 6:15 pm
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by itsmelisa » Tue, 05 Jun 2007 6:36 pm

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According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would...

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lol. cold joke.

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Sat, 09 Jun 2007 6:15 pm
Two funny jokes in this thread...

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by itsmelisa » Wed, 06 Jun 2007 7:49 pm

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass...

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Wed, 06 Jun 2007 7:49 pm
Back on your heads now

Last post by shortenigma « Tue, 05 Jun 2007 9:12 pm
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by itsmelisa » Wed, 30 May 2007 7:03 pm

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A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room,...

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LOL... poor guy

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Tue, 05 Jun 2007 9:12 pm
How to test that who is the intelligent...

Last post by itsmelisa « Mon, 04 Jun 2007 6:55 pm

by itsmelisa » Mon, 04 Jun 2007 6:55 pm

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround...

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Mon, 04 Jun 2007 6:55 pm
Tamil Tigers

Last post by bubbly2222 « Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:56 pm
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by Plavot » Thu, 03 May 2007 8:39 am

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"The Tigers are fighting for a Tamil homeland in the north and east of the island.

More than 64,000 people have died since the civil war...

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there is no wrong in fighting for one's own right.

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Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:56 pm
Disgusting Solution (Split from Airline Careers)

Last post by mz^d « Tue, 29 May 2007 1:56 pm
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by Funky_Punk » Tue, 08 May 2007 8:43 am

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Hi Qatarbabe,

you know what? :wink:

You should have just spit some saliva into his drink and serve it to him with a smile. :D

Serve a...

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To Murat Korman,
What you see in the posts that proceeded yours is I am afraid the usual muddle-headnesses and stupidity that one so often sees in...

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Tue, 29 May 2007 1:56 pm
Golf Jokes

Last post by Strong Eagle « Mon, 28 May 2007 2:11 pm
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by Immortal » Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:12 pm

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Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, "Before granting you a place at...

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Last summer my friend Bob met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them...

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Mon, 28 May 2007 2:11 pm
Cold Climate dogs in the Tropics

Last post by jpatokal « Sun, 27 May 2007 8:45 pm
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by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 24 May 2007 10:22 pm

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For those who are bringing their pets into Singapore, please visit your pet very often at the quarantine. There are certain issues that I would not...

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Our dogs didn't choose to be bred and domesticated as pets voluntarily as well, these are what breeders are doing in the name of "preserving the...

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Sun, 27 May 2007 8:45 pm
found a good landlord

Last post by MyFirstMillion « Thu, 24 May 2007 10:31 pm
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by realityworld » Sun, 13 May 2007 10:24 pm

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I am a Singaporean guy, I would like to voice out here.

Is not easy to get a room but nevertheless, I have found a common room in Sengkang last...

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the link isn't really broken, my host is. =)

thanks for clicking though.

and yeah, what a weird topic.

ps... link working alright now.

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Last post by MyFirstMillion View the latest post
Thu, 24 May 2007 10:31 pm
A SUPER GOOD ONE

Last post by fishtank « Thu, 24 May 2007 10:20 pm
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by yabe » Tue, 22 May 2007 5:13 pm

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> > > A SUPER GOOD ONE!!!!!!

> > >

> > > The Good Husband...

> > >

> > > Jack wakes up with a huge...

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>yabe,

>>>yes, that is a good one.

>>>but you could have at least cleaned it up a bit
>>>instead of just copying it...

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Thu, 24 May 2007 10:20 pm
If You Try To Be Over Talented!!

Last post by itsmelisa « Wed, 16 May 2007 1:12 pm

by itsmelisa » Wed, 16 May 2007 1:12 pm

The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their best Sunday clothes.

Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a...

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Wed, 16 May 2007 1:12 pm
How about keeping a pet for fun??

Last post by dutchdays « Sat, 12 May 2007 5:42 pm
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by itsmelisa » Fri, 11 May 2007 1:13 pm

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A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. He

went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy

an unusual pet....

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hahaha, lovely!!! :D

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Last post by dutchdays View the latest post
Sat, 12 May 2007 5:42 pm
Optical Illusion

Last post by hans_azryn « Wed, 09 May 2007 9:34 pm
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by sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:23 pm

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Wed, 09 May 2007 9:34 pm
-----Bobby's letter for god-----

Last post by tingal79 « Tue, 08 May 2007 9:07 pm
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by itsmelisa » Tue, 08 May 2007 7:36 pm

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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his...

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What a threat!

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Last post by tingal79 View the latest post
Tue, 08 May 2007 9:07 pm
Funny one read this out

Last post by itsmelisa « Mon, 07 May 2007 7:34 pm

by itsmelisa » Mon, 07 May 2007 7:34 pm

One night, a delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above new jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, michael jordan, bill...

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Last post by itsmelisa View the latest post
Mon, 07 May 2007 7:34 pm
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer

Last post by itsmelisa « Fri, 04 May 2007 8:01 pm

by itsmelisa » Fri, 04 May 2007 8:01 pm

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the...

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Fri, 04 May 2007 8:01 pm
This could happen to u also!!!

Last post by itsmelisa « Wed, 02 May 2007 7:52 pm

by itsmelisa » Wed, 02 May 2007 7:52 pm

Can delete this if its posted already!!

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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut....

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Last post by itsmelisa View the latest post
Wed, 02 May 2007 7:52 pm
Funny joke!!!!

Last post by itsmelisa « Tue, 01 May 2007 8:16 pm

by itsmelisa » Tue, 01 May 2007 8:16 pm

A Tourist was visiting the museum:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Johnny: Newton's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to...

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Tue, 01 May 2007 8:16 pm
Nice pictures to share

Last post by brifusg « Mon, 30 Apr 2007 8:58 pm
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by geraldboon » Mon, 30 Apr 2007 5:36 pm

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PLease advertise your website in the classified section and not in the threads.

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Terrible user experience. The web master should take a course on how to design a good UI! I do not want to have a new windows after clicking each...

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Last post by brifusg View the latest post
Mon, 30 Apr 2007 8:58 pm
Sign Language

Last post by tingal79 « Sat, 28 Apr 2007 9:30 pm

by tingal79 » Sat, 28 Apr 2007 9:30 pm

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spotted another worker on the ground floor and yelled down to him, but he...

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Sat, 28 Apr 2007 9:30 pm
Men and Women

Last post by Immortal « Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:20 pm
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by abbby » Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:41 pm

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Got it from a friend, worth sharing..

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart...

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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on...
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Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:20 pm
Funny skill test of the blonds.

Last post by Asdracles « Mon, 23 Apr 2007 2:03 pm
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by itsmelisa » Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:34 pm

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first...

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An ad is posted for recruiting people for CIA. The applicants are asked to go with husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend to the interview.

Two guys...

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Last post by Asdracles View the latest post
Mon, 23 Apr 2007 2:03 pm
Death condemn

Last post by Asdracles « Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:54 pm

by Asdracles » Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:54 pm

Want to share with you a joke I tried yesterday. Perhaps translation is not too good, but hope you can understand it :D

3 people are condemned to...

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Mon, 23 Apr 2007 1:54 pm
Please do not advertise or spam across several threads!

Last post by Cracker « Sat, 21 Apr 2007 2:04 am

by Cracker » Sat, 21 Apr 2007 2:04 am

See me being a dummy by posting my website in answer to nobody while spamming across several threads. Now I've gone and done it. By not being too...

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Sat, 21 Apr 2007 2:04 am

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