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by drakko
Tue, 02 Jan 2007 3:22 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers
Replies: 3
Views: 2652

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".
by drakko
Tue, 02 Jan 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers
Replies: 3
Views: 2652

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
by drakko
Sat, 14 Oct 2006 3:37 am
Forum: Events, Gatherings, Making Friends
Topic: Hello All
Replies: 11
Views: 3076

Re: Hello All

marjiri75 wrote:My name is Aj am new to this forum and Singapore and am open to make new friends :D , sounds like fun here !!!!
welcome and enjoy the crowd.
by drakko
Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:26 am
Forum: FNDC - Friday Night Drinking Club
Topic: I'm new here!
Replies: 19
Views: 11687

Hey Ice, Juz to let you know, there are only 2 seasons here: Wet and Hot. It is wet most of the time and we make use of the little "hot" weather to get things done. Anyway, we are also so used to the wet weather here that it almost always isn't able to stop us from carrying out our activities or ou...
by drakko
Fri, 08 Sep 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers
Replies: 3
Views: 2652

Re: Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers

Q: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?



A: Shake hands
by drakko
Sat, 02 Sep 2006 2:11 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers
Replies: 3
Views: 2652

Stupid Questions with the Smart Answers

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
by drakko
Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:16 am
Forum: FNDC - Friday Night Drinking Club
Topic: I'm new here!
Replies: 19
Views: 11687

Re: I'm new here!

KT55 wrote:Hi, I'm new in Singapore, came here only a month ago.
Is this club open for anyone? To be honest, I can't drink MUCH! (Maybe I should say "AT ALL")

welcome to singapore.
cheers!
by drakko
Fri, 01 Sep 2006 3:11 pm
Forum: Events, Gatherings, Making Friends
Topic: Looking for people to go out and play with
Replies: 15
Views: 5632

Re: Looking for people to go out and play with

I have been waiting to post something on the site and here I am a few weeks away from moving down to Sing. from Hong Kong and am looking to start making friends to go out shopping, eating, drinking and generally having fun with. Looking forward to meeting some of you soon - glad to see the Friday n...
by drakko
Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:53 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Jokes
Replies: 5
Views: 3197

Re: Jokes

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before it's Too Late! As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From around the curve they heard scr...
by drakko
Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:39 am
Forum: Computer, Internet, Phone & Electronics
Topic: cheapest place to buy computer peripherals @ singapore
Replies: 10
Views: 4767

Re: cheapest place to buy computer peripherals @ singapore

ewiz wrote:Hi all,
I just landed in singapore. Can any suggest me the cheapest shop in singapore (online also fine) to buy and service computer peripherals like monitor, cd drive etc..

thanks
ewiz
you can visit comex (Aug 31-Sep 3, 2006) at expo. surely, you'll get a good deal on most of the items.

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