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by Coldie
Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Cheap Parrot
Replies: 3
Views: 4578

howdy 08weixiang12,

i thought tis thread already dead... thz alot for your reply...

wish u a belated xmas n happy new yr :D
by Coldie
Thu, 27 Sep 2007 1:41 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: 10 Best Things About Being Single
Replies: 47
Views: 25532

you can go out drinkin with your freinds without feeling guilty.

you can deal with hangovers in your own way without somebody constantly reminding you "it's your own fault"
Fully agree... Need not to hear some one keep :mad: around ur ears
by Coldie
Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:05 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Determination and Persistent
Replies: 0
Views: 1678

Determination and Persistent

Please advertise you blog elsewhere. We do not allow advertising in the threads as you well know.

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by Coldie
Wed, 19 Sep 2007 4:43 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: 10 Best Things About Being Single
Replies: 47
Views: 25532

10 Best Things About Being Single

Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go: 1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want. 2. You can lie on both...
by Coldie
Sat, 15 Sep 2007 12:58 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Woman Fired for Talking Back to Her Boss
Replies: 0
Views: 2006

Woman Fired for Talking Back to Her Boss

Any better suggestion??

I would suggest that you find a better way than this to advertise your blog. You are just link spamming .

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by Coldie
Thu, 06 Sep 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Divorce
Replies: 2
Views: 3227

Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
by Coldie
Mon, 03 Sep 2007 3:33 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Innovative Delivery Methods
Replies: 0
Views: 1997

Innovative Delivery Methods

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; wh...
by Coldie
Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:12 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Who Do You Think I Am?
Replies: 1
Views: 2493

Who Do You Think I Am?

A man was watching the football game one Sunday morning, when his wife walked into the living room and said, "Honey, the refrigerator doesn't seem to be working very well. Can you take a look at it?" The husband said, "Who do I look like, the Maytag repairman? I'm watching the game!" The woman scowl...
by Coldie
Thu, 30 Aug 2007 1:25 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Dad, how was I born?
Replies: 0
Views: 2046

Dad, how was I born?

Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a s...
by Coldie
Wed, 29 Aug 2007 1:40 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Husband's Compliments
Replies: 0
Views: 2003

Husband's Compliments

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're...
by Coldie
Sun, 19 Aug 2007 8:56 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Cosmetics Line
Replies: 0
Views: 2005

Cosmetics Line

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twe...
by Coldie
Sat, 18 Aug 2007 3:56 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Help Wanted
Replies: 0
Views: 1815

Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short ime afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and w...
by Coldie
Fri, 17 Aug 2007 5:56 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Cheap Parrot
Replies: 3
Views: 4578

Cheap Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, Beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00 "Why so little,"she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I have to tell you first that this bird has lived in a House of Prostitution for the pas...
by Coldie
Sat, 11 Aug 2007 8:30 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: A true Man/Woman stroy
Replies: 0
Views: 2455

A true Man/Woman stroy

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to m...
by Coldie
Tue, 07 Aug 2007 6:48 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Why Men Have Better Friends
Replies: 1
Views: 2089

Why Men Have Better Friends

Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told ...

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