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by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Wed, 31 May 2006 9:39 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Menopausal Wife
Replies: 0
Views: 2035

Menopausal Wife

Dear Napisan, I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mum told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white b...
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Tue, 23 May 2006 5:35 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: George Bush has a heart attack and dies
Replies: 0
Views: 1669

George Bush has a heart attack and dies

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks her...
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Sat, 25 Mar 2006 1:16 am
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Taiwan Or BK NoseJob Together?? Serious parties Only
Replies: 2
Views: 2143

May I? I'm quite a hunk I'm told and I don't need a nose job

:D
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Wed, 15 Mar 2006 2:07 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Safe Sex!
Replies: 6
Views: 3393

:D :lol: :D
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Wed, 15 Mar 2006 1:43 am
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Nose Job Surgeons to Recommend in Singapore
Replies: 14
Views: 5333

Ladies, my humble apologies. What was I thinking?

Yes I do agree . YOU all do NEED plastic surgery in one form or the other

:devil:
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 1:20 am
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Anyone interested to go for rhino in Singapore together?
Replies: 7
Views: 3118

like constructing a grecian nose ???
:roll:
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Tue, 14 Mar 2006 1:16 am
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Nose Job Surgeons to Recommend in Singapore
Replies: 14
Views: 5333

flatnose wrote:hey both,
are you gals interested , cos i am really interested. is just that i cant let any1 in my family know abt it, they will think i am shallow and ultra vain..which i admit...but i only live once!!!
You hit the nail on the head !
Yup, shallow and ultra vain
and.... empty headed
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Anyone interested to go for rhino in Singapore together?
Replies: 7
Views: 3118

Be careful you don't end up looking like a real rhino !

:shock:
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Mon, 13 Mar 2006 1:01 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Legal Beagles
Replies: 2
Views: 1469

:D :lol: :D
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:35 pm
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Nose Job Surgeons to Recommend in Singapore
Replies: 14
Views: 5333

Spending hard earned money on further education is a much better investment than a silly nose job.
Good guys don't really go for stunning looks. They prefer girls who are smart and not silly ninnies !

:P
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Sun, 12 Mar 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED
Replies: 2
Views: 1684

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco...
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:08 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Who is the real seducer?
Replies: 1
Views: 1708

Who is the real seducer?

Taken from The Star Paper,Malaysia By PARVEEN GILL SEREMBAN: Who is the victim? This is the million-dollar question. A 78-year-old man who became an instant millionaire last month and a 53-year-old widow he befriended three months earlier have made police reports against each other claiming one had ...
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Sat, 11 Mar 2006 6:17 pm
Forum: General Discussions
Topic: MEN dominated (by) WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!!
Replies: 24
Views: 6328

Anyone knows where to get a condolence/sympathy card to be sent out to either the bride or groom?

:P
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Thu, 09 Mar 2006 1:42 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Word Turtle game
Replies: 218
Views: 41176

Cheater boldly SMACKS his secretary and scary howling intern.
by As Annoying As Quasimodo
Wed, 08 Mar 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: The Pastor's Ass
Replies: 6
Views: 2456

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