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by black_knight
Mon, 16 Aug 2010 5:56 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: The land of acronyms......
Replies: 7
Views: 4657

:???: I especially liked "KIAO KAH YO LUM PAR/K.K.Y.L.P" "to raise one's legs and shake one's genitals".... i can't imagine how someone could acrobatically do that... unless of course he has testicles the length of a pendulum... dude... that's some food for thought... you do realize what you've just...
by black_knight
Fri, 13 Aug 2010 4:15 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: The land of acronyms......
Replies: 7
Views: 4657

I especially liked "KIAO KAH YO LUM PAR/K.K.Y.L.P" "to raise one's legs and shake one's genitals".... i can't imagine how someone could acrobatically do that... unless of course he has testicles the length of a pendulum... Nah. This one is better..... http://www.talkingcock.com/html/lexec.php?op=Lex...
by black_knight
Fri, 13 Aug 2010 1:57 pm
Forum: 20's Club
Topic: Coffee meet up. August 15 (sunday)
Replies: 25
Views: 9060

Is this on?
by black_knight
Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:45 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: The land of acronyms......
Replies: 7
Views: 4657

Re: The land of acronyms......

Those are the boring official ones... These are the stupid unofficial ones... PAP - Pay and Pay ERP - Every Road Pay CCB - That's what you tell the taxi driver when he talks too much SDU - Single, Desperate and Ugly SAF - Serve And Forget PUB - Pay Until Broke UOB - U Owe Bank SIA - Sex In Air ... C...
by black_knight
Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:33 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: The land of acronyms......
Replies: 7
Views: 4657

The land of acronyms......

COE, ERP, ECP, PIE, MOE, HDB, PAP, KPC, CCB...and on and on.....
by black_knight
Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:27 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: I can't believe it ... or can I?
Replies: 23
Views: 10138

You must've bought a lot... or maybe she just needs that onnnnnnnne more point to get a free year of spa...just be the good samaritan :)
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 4:11 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 128658

You better hope she doesn't come to singaporeexpats forum... Now what happens if you meet a well built bald headed Chinese aunty?... who happened to place the handkerchief she slid beneath her armpit on the table.... ok that's carrying the imagination too far... You've met my MiL :o :lol:
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 3:43 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 128658

Now what happens if you meet a well built bald headed Chinese aunty?... who happened to place the handkerchief she slid beneath her armpit on the table.... ok that's carrying the imagination too far... What are u the commando?? It takes skill.... As I've said many times in the past that any empty ta...
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 1:26 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 128658

What are u the foodcourt commando?? It takes skill....
Saint wrote:As I've said many times in the past that any empty table is far game in my books, doesn't matter what they might have used to chop it! This is when I'm out with Mrs S's family for dinner they will send me in first to nabbed a table :cool:
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 1:07 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 128658

If there's one thing I don't like in Singapore, it has to be "chopping" seats with whatever one can get a hold of - tissue papers, umbrellas, namecards, company tags, keys, wallets.... and someday maybe hair. Imagine sitting down, and someones comes screaming after you, "Can't you see my hair on the...
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:47 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: NATIONAL DAY PARADE 2010
Replies: 17
Views: 6748

You should have joined PAP, definitely will get a better seat, plus the white shirt wont trap the heat...:) Taxico, how long have you been in Singapore? And yet you still get surprised by the sun? :???: I watched the NDP at the pontoon a couple of years ago...yeah it was pretty hot outside all day, ...
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:54 am
Forum: Careers & Jobs in Singapore
Topic: Biomed Grauate looking for a job
Replies: 6
Views: 5675

It's always less competitive, if u're a fresh grad + not a PR/citizen... But if you're in life science... although I'm not in that industry, I think they are pretty saturated with Chinese, am I right? I actually suggest you might consider sales/marketing in life science or pharma for a start...they ...
by black_knight
Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:35 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Wrong text messages
Replies: 3
Views: 2540

Girls... now y would you do that to someone you like? Beats me... I would tell a guy friend, she's hot etc... abt the girl I like... The worst: I sent a birthday greeting to the wrong person... Btw, this thing could happened in IMs as well, when you have multiple windows....Once I chatted with my bo...
by black_knight
Tue, 10 Aug 2010 5:58 pm
Forum: 20's Club
Topic: Coffee meet up. August 15 (sunday)
Replies: 25
Views: 9060

Re: Coffee meet up. August 15 (sunday)

Haha, thanks for much needed assurance...i'm coming 33 end of the year.. and i'm having a hard time facing up to reality, so I try to masquerade myself as 20 something, joining 20s group like u guys :) Btw, in all my life in Singapore this is the first time I hear there is a Rodyk Street. Is it a Ru...
by black_knight
Sun, 08 Aug 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: 20's Club
Topic: Coffee meet up. August 15 (sunday)
Replies: 25
Views: 9060

Re: Coffee meet up. August 15 (sunday)

Strictly for 20s? Do you like check the IC or something?
lurvlybones wrote:hi guys. i'm jackie, 23 female from sg/hk. would like to start a social group for the 20s :D mark this down on your calendar. coffee meet up on august 15!

venue: yet to be confirm
time: 3.30pm

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