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Re: Sundry humour

Post by nakatago » Fri, 14 Aug 2015 6:53 am

kaseyma wrote:
x9200 wrote:I live in a condo where a locally weird phenomena happens. People use stairs instead of a lift. This happens in a multi-storey car park. It's a complex puzzle because there is another, large group of people who park their cars on the upper floors (3rd to 5th) even if the 1st and 2nd are relatively empty and there is only one exit from the carpark via the 1st level. Those who part on the 2nd floor (and perhaps even higher) seem to prefer stairs and I am talking about climbing, not descending. I've never seen anything like this in SG before.
Got to get your exercise one way or another.
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Fri, 14 Aug 2015 6:41 pm

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Post by JR8 » Fri, 14 Aug 2015 7:14 pm

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by x9200 » Sat, 15 Aug 2015 2:40 pm

Weird times. Waiting for the Germans to steal Polish cars.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... paper.html
British man arrested in Warsaw 'trying to hold up a bank armed only with paper'
The man, who apparently remained silent because of the language barrier, produced a piece of paper with the image of a gun to a bank employee
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“The cashier kept her head and told him to rejoin the queue,” said Agnieszka Wlodarska from the Warsaw police. “She then called the police.”
The man, who has not been named owing to reporting restrictions, apparently followed the cashier’s instructions and sat down with other people waiting to be served.
[..]
Responding promptly to the emergency call, the police arrived and arrested the Briton at the scene. The police reported that the man, who has unarmed, has pleaded guilty and has already been charged with attempted robbery.

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by MayDay5 » Thu, 20 Aug 2015 11:40 pm

8-) 8-) 8-)

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Thu, 27 Aug 2015 11:05 pm

'Fake Chinese Goldman Sachs discovered
Whether it’s watches, designer gear or cars, China has a reputation for knockoffs, and US banking giant Goldman Sachs is the latest name to fall prey to the copycat culture. ...'
[continues] :-D
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Post by JR8 » Mon, 31 Aug 2015 8:29 pm

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by MayDay5 » Thu, 03 Sep 2015 11:36 pm

:D

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Mon, 14 Sep 2015 3:45 pm

A screenshot from today on another topic, together with the local banner ads... :lol: :cool:

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by the lynx » Mon, 14 Sep 2015 3:50 pm

Especially with zzm in it. HAHA!

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Fri, 18 Sep 2015 6:30 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upEBdKFGlPg
A sketch by the Irish comedian Dave Allen, from c1970.

[The scenario would translate well in a SGn location too :)]
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Mon, 05 Oct 2015 12:49 am

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Mon, 05 Oct 2015 1:59 am

https://www.youtube.com/embed/2FPrJxTvgdQ

Trevor Noah (South African comedian), sketch drawing parallels between Donald Trump and an African dictator.

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Post by JR8 » Mon, 05 Oct 2015 2:11 am

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 05 Oct 2015 11:33 am

:lol:
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